Spencer Pratt

“I’m not you, I don’t need the tattoos/all my ink is on my checks…”

Will someone, on behalf of the craft of making music, the culture of Hip Hop, and just making the world a better place, please stop this dude?…wow…disappointed, not surprised…And if you want more on Spencer Pratt and his budding rap career (I’m envisioning a tour with Joaquin Phoenix), you can check out Complex where they did an interview with him.  Entering the game as any white emcee should, he takes aim at Asher Roth…In the words of Peter Rosenberg (interview coming soon), white on white hate in Hip Hop has got to stop…Hating on this man, and his ego-driven assault on musical integrity should proceed at maximum speed…Also, don’t think I didn’t notice that this is probably the theme song for that god awful Celebreality show about quasi-famous lowlifes being stuck on an island somewhere that our sorry ass ex-Governor was going to be on…

Spencer Pratt: “I’m A Celebrity” 

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Complex: Ha, OK. So you made headlines yesterday talking about Asher Roth, saying he lacks swag. If you had to battle Asher Roth, what would you use against him?

Spencer Pratt: I mean, the fact that I’m so paid, and he’s broke [laughs]. Simple as that. That’s my whole point, being that I’m fly with tons of money, and he doesn’t have that yet. I’m sure he’ll have a lot more swag in three years if he keeps selling.

Complex: You also said, “I’m like the white Jay-Z.” Would you consider Heidi the white Beyoncé?

Spencer Pratt: A little bit more than the white Beyoncé. Beyoncé had to be built by a group like Destiny’s Child, but Heidi shines solo. I’ll actually give you an exclusive: I could guarantee you Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi’s] “Bonnie & Clyde” version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version.