Our own Angry Anthony (Tony Shane) returns with a new installment of What The F*&k?!, this time going in on Sweis Sweis.  Read it below.  And hit the next page to see the clip.  As always, these only the views of disgruntled Angry Anthony, and don’t necessarily reflect how we feel at RubyHornet.  Enjoy.

The more of these I do, the higher I have to raise the stakes to keep it interesting. So today I’m going to show you a 360 degree fail. What are the ingredients for a full sphere of failure? Just ask our new Vimeo contact, Sweis Sweis. Yes, apparently it wasn’t wack enough to say it once, so he doubled up.

The Sweis Sweis recipe for making a hot garbage music video includes: Hummer limo driving around his mom’s cul de sac, green screen, black backdrop with a dollar store disco ball, white bandanna from R.Kelly’s 1997 collection, a single rose wrapped in plastic from the bodega,  and a pair of Yankees shades he got from a kiosk at the mall. Mix that together and sprinkle some horribly out of sync editing and painfully choppy “slow motion” and you get the video for “Shawty What The Business,” a song that makes absolutely no sense. However, he does try to make up for his lack of imagination with… you guessed it… the shittiest autotune of ALL TIME!

Sorry Sweis Sweis, that’s not gonna save you.