[Trailer 3] Machete Kills

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Machete Kills, the sequel to Robert Rodriguez' blissfully Mexploitative Machete, is hitting theaters this Friday. However, one final trailer for the film snuck out over the weekend. Featuring Lady Gaga's "Aura," the trailer gives us all one final appetizing taste before the full course. I'm predicting a lot of bloodshed, terribly awesome one-liners, and an epic pillow fight. Don't let me down, Rodriguez.

In case you needed another reminder, Machete Kills hits theaters this Friday, October 11th.


New Poster, Stills for Machete Kills

When I heard that Machete Kills was going to be made, I knew I would have to catch the film opening day. The first film was awesome with over-the-top action and entertainment that I've come to expect from Robert Rodriguez. I got even more hyped after seeing both trailer 1 and trailer 2 that I am basically counting down the minutes until the October 11th release date. A new movie poster has been released which ends up being a mash-up of all previously released posters, but it's still cool nonetheless. Judging be the stills that have been released, I can tell Machete Kills will probably live up to my expectations, but hey I'm no film guy, so check out them out and judge for yourself.

[Via Flixist]

 


[Trailer 2] Machete Kills

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Robert Rodriguez (Planet Terror) is bringing back the Mexploitation with this new trailer for Machete Kills. Unlike the first trailer for the film, this new trailer is more story-driven as it sets up the plot for the film: Machete (Danny Trejo) is hired by the President (Charlie Sheen/Carlos Estevez) to halt an evil billionaire arms dealer's (Mel Gibson) plans for attacking the White House. Machete Kills won't be the next great action film, but it's guaranteed to be full of fun. After all, isn't that what exploitation films are all about?

Lady Gaga, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Sofia Vergara, Antonio Banderas,  Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and more... so much more... are also in the film. If there's a fight scene between Rodriguez and Vergara, my money would already be justified. Machete Kills opens in theaters on October 11th.


[Trailer] Machete Kills

http://youtu.be/0_IjM63FH2o

Update: An English language trailer has been added.

I'm going to keep this short and sweet so everybody can just go straight to what's important...

Machete Kills, the sequel to Robert Rodriguez's 2010 action/exploitation B-movie, Machete, had its first trailer drop. Expect more of the same ridiculous, over-the-top, and insanely entertaining action sequences as found in the original film. The sequel is directly hired by the President to stop a crazy billionaire arms dealer set on wreaking havoc across the country.

My favorite aspect of the sequel? The lovely Sofia Vergara (Modern Family) showcasing boob guns, kind of similar to the Fembots in Austin Powers, but much more badass. The film also features Charlie Sheen returning to his birth name, Carlos Estevez, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Cuba Gooding, Jr, Lady Gaga (really), Antonio Banderas, and Amber Heard.

Machete Kills will slay movie audiences on its theatrical release September 13.