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Did This Week's UnREAL Go Too Far?

UnREAL, Lifetime's new drama about a devious young television producer working on a fictionalised version of The Bachelor, was renewed for a second season earlier this week on the back of a wave of critical adoration. The show has managed to find traction with a much younger audience than the network's typical output, while the performances of Shiri Appleby and Constance Zimmer have attracted awards buzz. In other words, the show is giving Lifetime the reach, attention and respectability it has rarely enjoyed before, all while staying true to its essential remit of producing compelling women-oriented television.

Where that might typically mean the schlocky silliness epitomised by Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell's parody, A Deadly Adoption, which the network gamely aired earlier this year, UnREAL isn't without its soapy plot twists but grounds them with a cast of complex characters whose moral compromises provide much of the show's real tension. The setting, a barely-disguised riff on The Bachelor entitled Everlasting, is its own little slice of brilliance, allowing the writers to employ the over-the-top melodrama so typical of reality TV, with the caveat that such contrivances exist because the characters are working overtime to make them happen. It's an inspired conceit, for which creators Marti Noxon and Sarah Gertrude Shapiro deserve great credit. It's no surprise that Shapiro is herself a Bachelor veteran, while Noxon previously worked on Buffy and Mad Men, perhaps explaining why the show has managed to balance its discordant elements so effectively to date. Spoilers, unsurprisingly, follow.

I say to date because the episode which aired last Monday night, entitled 'Fly', pushed the show's credibility and moral shading further than it ever has before, perhaps reaching a tipping point whereby that essential balance between soap and pseudo-realist drama was critically undermined. The episode revolved primarily around Ashley Scott's Mary, an older contestant and single mother, designated the show's MILF, whom show creator Chet deems to have outstayed her welcome. Chet makes a bet with Quinn (Zimmer), one of the show's senior producers, that she'll be sent home by the episode's end. Quinn, with the help of Appleby's Rachel, decides to create additional drama by bringing Mary's abusive ex onto the show, thereby forcing the show's bachelor (British playboy, Adam, played by Freddie Stroma) to step in as her white knight and making it almost impossible for him to later send her home without looking heartless and hypocritical.

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Domestic abuse is one of those topics that is difficult to handle correctly in drama without coming across as exploitative and tacky. The climax of 'Fly', in which Mary is manipulated by her ex into committing suicide, could be generously described as coming perilously close to crossing that line. This is not to suggest the topic itself should be taboo: my personal belief is that nothing should be off-limits for artistic presentation, as art and entertainment provide an essential means through which important or difficult topics can be explored and presented to people who might otherwise be unaware of the complexity of the issues at hand. Nor do these topics always have to be handled in a certain way: the recent furore surrounding the presentation of rape on-screen, for instance, is not so much an issue with it being used in drama at all, or even its use in an exploitative or shorthanded capacity. It is that it is so rarely used in any other capacity, with few to no current examples of sexual abuse depicting the long-term physical and psychological effects on the victim. That in turn is corrupting the perception and discussion of rape in popular opinion and therefore urgently needs to be addressed. Personally, I would also extend those concerns to the presentation of torture, which has remained firmly lodged in Bush-era celebration since the inglory days of 24.

There are certainly elements to UnREAL's depiction of domestic abuse which feel like they could make a positive, if challenging, addition to the cultural conversation. The most impactful is the scene in which Mary goes to confront her ex, Kirk, in the trailer where he has been locked up, only for him to turn the tables and slowly, coldly convince her that the trauma she and her daughter suffered at his hands was her fault. This is horrifyingly close to the way real abusers often operate in real life, getting inside their victims' heads to keep them under their control and feeling helpless and alone. Considering how often the question comes up of why abuse victims don't simply leave their abusers, having such an unflinchingly precise depiction play out on screen, no matter how nasty to watch, can surely only be a positive both for those who do not fully grasp how psychological abuse can be just as dangerous, if not moreso, than physical abuse. It might even be helpful for victims themselves, in possibly allowing them to better understand their situation by seeing it played out in a fictional setting.

The problem is what it leads up to, Mary's suicide by jumping off the roof of the Everlasting mansion. Depictions of abuse, rape and torture do not need to end triumphantly: indeed, a negative ending is perhaps more valuable for forcing home the brutal ramifications of such situations rather than reducing them to a test of strength which risks making real-life victims feel weak for their inability to escape them in the same way as their fictionalised equivalents. They do, however, need to feel genuine, which is where the problems come in for 'Fly'. Everything in the episode felt like it was specifically engineered to get Mary onto that rooftop, as opposed to being the natural outcome of a series of ugly events and histories. Rachel and Quinn have severely compromised their morals before - one of the show's greatest strengths is its depiction of female characters in increasingly dark shades of grey when fictional women are still too often slotted into minor variations on the 'saint' or 'superbitch' tropes - but had those tendencies slightly alleviated by small traces of decency demonstrated elsewhere. It's hard to believe that even they, who high-fived over the idea of 'girl power' earlier in the episode, could ever be so blind as to think bringing an abusive ex onto the show could ever be seen as 'empowering', doubly so when the daughter whose arm he broke also happened to be visiting the set.

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Not only does Shiri Appleby's Rachel go along with it, but stands idly by when Kirk goes into a violent fury again, reacting only when she herself is threatened. When Kirk is eventually restrained by a camera operator - because not only did they invite the long-time physical abuser of one of their contestants onto the show, they also didn't think to have any security around - the show presents it as though we're supposed to be relieved that the visibly shocked Rachel did not get hurt, even though she showed no concern for Mary or her daughter only seconds earlier. No-one deserves to be the victim of violence, no matter how reprehensible their actions, but to try and cast Rachel as the sympathetic one was a staggering misjudgment. Even Shia, the producer whose actions in swapping out Mary's bipolar meds with a placebo are directly linked to the episode's outcome - another problem, as it suggests Kirk's psychological abuse is only effective due to Mary not being on her medication, when perfectly healthy people are no less susceptible in real life - objects to the plan, albeit perhaps on the basis that she knows her actions have already compromised Mary's mental state.

Even for a show where characters rarely come off as decent or caring people, everyone seems unnaturally blasé about the horror that Mary is being put through. Adam takes a punch to his perfect face for stepping in to protect her, yet seems more amused than concerned when he pieces together how Rachel has been manipulating events to endanger a woman he at the very least has otherwise been presented as friendly towards. When Mary does eventually end up on the roof, preparing to jump in a slightly too twee pure white dress, Quinn's only real concern is that she doesn't have a camera nearby. For all the slow-motion running to Mary's side when she eventually jumps, there's no sense that any of the three characters present are even slightly concerned that they were directly responsible for someone's death - a much nastier version of a plotline from an earlier episode, in which Quinn and Rachel opted not to tell a contestant about her father's heart attack - so much as their inability to get it all on camera.

It will certainly be interesting to see where UnREAL goes from here, because as heartless as the Everlasting producers may be, it's nigh-on impossible to believe that the show wouldn't be immediately shut down by its network and investigated as a result of a contestant committing suicide, especially after forcing her to confront her abusive ex. That the next episode is entitled 'Savior' doesn't bode well for a realistic outcome, especially with only six of the nine episode order having played out to date. These ridiculous contrivances undermine what good the show could have done with a realistic exploration of domestic violence, instead turning potentially impactful drama into a plot point seemingly devised for shock value alone. In other words, it's the sort of thing that might have been expected from the Lifetime of old, but which until now UnREAL had stood above. A shame.


The Powerpuff Girls

The Top 10 Powerpuff Girls Episodes

The Powerpuff Girls, along with the other Cartoon Cartoons on Cartoon Network in the late '90s - early 2000s, were a huge part of my childhood. I mean sure I was supposed to grow out of them by the time Powerpuff Girls came around, but at ten years old, seeing superheroes beat up dudes in a bubblegum world was fantastic. Through the show I learned about blurred gender lines, feminism, and just how badass people could be regardless of sex. Also, the show was just a lot of fun.

Since The Powerpuff Girls is returning to Cartoon Network sometime next year in a new form, I figured it was a good time to talk about the best episodes from the show's original run. Couple of things. I didn't follow any set of rules so you'll see a lot of episodes from the same season because they were just that good, and I tried to choose episodes that married writing, premise, and animation better than the others. So let's get to it then.

Here are the Top 10 Powerpuff Girls episodes.

Honorable Mentions: Major Competition, Candy is Dandy, A Very Special Blossom, Beat Your Greens, Equal Fights, Super Zeroes, Slumbering With the Enemy, Los Dos Mojos, The Powerpuff Girls Rule!!!, Custody Battle, Oops, I Did It Again, Forced Kin, Meet the Beat-Alls, Monkey See, Doggy Two, The Powerpuff Girls Movie


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10 Life Lessons From Current Women in Television

The women of television have a stronger voice now more than ever. With hit dramas and comedies that host stars of both sexes as the protagonist, women in television are sharing the spotlight. In some cases, they’re even stealing it from their male counterpart. While we’ve seen some of our favorite shows come to a conclusion this season, there are many ongoing ones that deserve praise; especially for their female stars. These are some life lessons we should learn from current female characters in television.

(WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS)


WWE Money in the Bank

WWE Money in the Bank 2015: Results and Match Reviews

The passing of Dusty Rhodes last week lent a tinge of sadness to WWE Money in the Bank 2015. In the pre-show, Renee Young was so moved by a tribute to Rhodes that she sobbed her way through the script. At the start of the event, the WWE roster assembled beneath the TitanTron as they tolled the bell 10 times for everyone's favorite common man.

The sincere emotion was one of the most memorable things about Money in the Bank 2015. It was a generally all right pay-per-view with one very good match and one potential Match of the Year. The solid in-ring work in two other bouts was marred by bad finishes. In fact, there was a stretch of three screwy finishes in a row, which no doubt disappointed the Columbus, Ohio crowd. (They were probably extra-sore when they heard about the NBA Finals during the main event.)

If anything, Money in the Bank 2015 was a better show than Elimination Chamber 2015 and Payback 2015, but still a kind of also-ran in the monthly pay per view slog. At least it wasn't a glorified episode of Raw.

Let's go through the Money in the Bank 2015 results before a computer takes your place, daddy.


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Why The Simpsons is Not As Good As It Used to Be

In season 13, the episode "Gump Roast" has a clip show that ends in NRBQ performing "They'll Never Stop The Simpsons," a parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Along with summarizing the crazier stories over the years like Homer's marijuana use or when Homer thought Bart was gay, it made fun of their current lack of stories with an image of Homer jumping a shark along with joke lyrics like "Have no fears we've got stories for years!" and for the longest time I believed it. While the later seasons were never "classic" territory, there are still plenty of examples I use to show how good it is like "Pray Anything," "The Fight Before Christmas," "500 Keys," and "The Day the Earth Stood Cool." I am one of the few people out there that wanted it to go on forever.

But after watching the latest train wreck of a season, and after learning that the showrunners plan to legally separate Homer and Marge for the upcoming 27th (!) season, I'm giving up. Regardless of whether or not this is meant for a single episode, separating Marge and Homer or playing with the idea in order to get fans talking feels more like grasping at straws than ever before. And with the way The Simpsons is currently written, this can only turn out badly.

This old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.


American Idol XIV's Top 3

[American Idol-izer] Top 2 Perform

After weeks of auditions, pulled sponsorships, label changes, throwing fun contestants under the bus, the final performances are here at last. Thanks to the announcement that American Idol is ending next season, the final two contestants performances are unfortunately under a more rigorous microscope than usual. It's definitely unfair to them, but then again, the show's always been kind of unfair. I'm sure the news will pull in some more viewers than usual this final week, at least. But if last night was indicative of what we could look forward to for the final season, I'm not sure what to do anymore.

At the top of the hour, due to the weird scheduling shenanigans this season (which I hope get fixed next go around), the Top 3 was whittled down to the final two as Jackie "Jax" Cole was eliminated. I considered the fact that Jax might unceremoniously be let go in third place, but I never thought it could actually happen. I was as broken up as she seemed to be, and the thought of yet another interesting contestant going home instead of the plain white dudes hurt so much. Only serving to reinforce how boring this season has been, Jax was sent home without getting to perform her possible coronation song. It's a damn, damn shame and only helps AI's naysayers.

So a very boring final bout between Nick Fradiani and Clark Beckham, we got three songs: Encore of a favorite performance (or "Flashback"), one chosen by series creator Simon Fuller, and the final winner's coronation song. Read on for the recap.

Gonna miss you, Jax.


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Why RuPaul's Drag Race is the Best Reality Show on TV

I've spent the greater half of my life watching bad reality television. Through dating shows like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and Daisy of Love, to game shows like Survivor, Real World/Road Rules Challenge to I Love Money, to singing competitions like American Idol and The Voice, and even quirky fashion shows like Face Off and Project Runway. While each of those shows is interesting in their own unique way, there's only one show on TV that provides all of the fun and drama of these shows in one cohesive, and fabulous package: RuPaul's Drag Race. 

Through the years this series has become one of my most anticipated each year. Drama, humor, style, singing, dancing, quirk, and it's all very pleasing to the eye. Say yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, Queen.

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Though RuPaul's Drag Race has flourished on Logo (a network notably featuring positive queer media), it deserves a much bigger audience than it has. It's found a cult following on the channel (that still can't be found in HD, sadly) running eight seasons and has no signs of stopping for good reason. I mean, even with a semi lackluster current season, its weirdness has transcended all entertainment into pure artistry. For example, just this past week, the five remaining queens had to establish two looks based on Hello Kitty all in the name of brand recognition. The lesson the queens needed to learn was how to further establish their Drag brand while still maintaining good relationships with other properties. So the queens had to both design a "Hello Kitty Eleganza" runway look along with a brand new Hello Kitty character. Awesomely enough, this wasn't even the weirdest challenge the contestants had to face this season (that has to go to a dance number while dressed as a half man/half woman). Every challenge is all according to RuPaul's wavering whim. Whatever the Queen says goes, and it makes for some fantastic TV.

Drag Race stands above all reality television because it's satirical of other reality shows, yet never once directs that lens at its contestants. While some of the humor and drama may be manufactured (this is reality TV, after all), it's never meant as derogatory. We're meant to laugh with the show than at it, and that's something the rest of these shows can learn something from. Drag Race is indeed a serious competition, with real stakes and pride on the line, but it's so much fun. Regardless of whether or not these Queens win or lose, every Queen seems legitimately thankful for the experience. There's just so much to learn for those of us on the sidelines as well. Over the years I've learned proper make up and costuming techniques, how to work a runway, and how to own the skin you're in. Even after all of these years, I still find new takeaways from each episode. And even if the show's message of confidence and power doesn't reach you, you'll at least learn some killer one liners.

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As the latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race winds to a close, why not go ahead and hunt down and episode or two? Seasons 4-6 are on Hulu Plus, and you can currently find new episodes of the show Mondays on Logo at 9/8c. There's bound to be something you'll like as it's completely impossible to be disappointed by Drag Race. On a show where everything is cranked up to 11, and where lip sync battles are the most dramatic thing you see all year, your life will definitely change.

It's time you joined the cultural phenomenon.


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American Idol Ending After Next Season

It's been a rough few years for American Idol. Thanks to an onslaught of competitors, weird backstage shenanigans leading to a few winners fading into obscurity, and a struggle to catch the right demographic, the show is a shadow of its former superstar making self that helped us find the goddess Kelly Clarkson. If you haven't followed my weekly segment, American Idol-izer, I've been a fan of the show since its inception. I've stuck it out through the good times and bad, and I've noticed quite a few changes over the years. And this season in particular has been through the roughest changes, leading to one of the most boring seasons in series history.

With the writing on the wall, it was a matter of time before the show would come to an end. According to Variety, American Idol is premiering its final season in January 2016 with all of the current judges and showrunners in tow. It kind of makes sense only because I assume the program is hemorrhaging money. Without Coca Cola and the former Interscope records, I'm guessing either the current record studio in charge, Big Machine, nor Fox wanted to pony up the difference. But that's just wild conjecture. I've got some more to say about the show's decline over the next couple of pages.

[via Variety]