[The Weekly Swarm] 2/16 - 2/22
Welcome to another installment of The Weekly Swarm. While we had a light week last week, we still had a strong output of content. Some of last week's highlights include Bridjet's playlist for unconventional music videos, Xander's review of Fifty Shades of Grey, Nick's round-up of American Idol, and more. Check out the full list below.
[American Idol-izer] Hollywood Week(s)
[Video Playlist of the Week] Weird for the Sake of Weirdness
[American Idol-izer] Top 24 Revealed
[The Friday Five] What to Know in Music This Week (2/16-2/20)
[This Week In TV] Gotham, Big Bang Theory, Vikings, Girls
[Review] Fifty Shades of Grey
[Trailer] Champs
[Weekly Netflix Fix] Fluffy Returns
[Review] All the Wilderness
Ghost in the Shell Fans Want Scarlett Johansson Removed
[This Week In TV] Gotham, Big Bang Theory, Vikings, Girls
This Week in TV is a weekly feature reviewing the best, worst and most interesting episodes of television from the past seven days. The plan is to cover a wide variety of shows, but not always the same ones each week, so let us know in the comments which ones you’d particularly like to read about. This week sees the Clown Prince Of Crime (possibly) make his entrance in Gotham, a death in the family in The Big Bang Theory, Vikings set sail for England and Hannah returning home to find her life in ruins once again in Girls.
Gotham - 'The Blind Fortune Teller'. Gotham feels on the verge of going full circle into becoming a parody of itself. Afflicted from the beginning with a case of severe tonal discord, the show seems to have doubled down on the lunacy with every passing week while intermittently still trying to engage viewers with what it tries to pass off as serious drama. The cases of the week are often grizzly affairs, yet interspersed with moments of baffling ridiculousness such as Gordon deciding the best way to locate a missing person is to... release and follow their pet snake? True, plots set in circuses have always dabbled in the outlandish even in more serious-minded shows, but Gotham has so comprehensively failed to establish the kind of show it wants to be, bouncing between ploddingly uninventive procedural and overwrought and underdeveloped comic book series, that such inexplicable flourishes just feel like the latest of far too many dunderheaded narrative choices.
The characters, too, seem to be getting more exaggerated. Oswald Cobblepot may have started out as a mummy's boy, but was also a devious criminal mastermind. Now he's so in thrall to her that he'll willfully indulge her delusions even if it means undermining his hard-won standing in the underworld. Fish Mooney, never knowingly understated, is now delivering speeches while standing on top of a kneeling man. Catwoman and Ivy are reduced to temporary stylists for Barbara, who must surely rank as one of the most pointless characters in television history. As for the love-in between Gordon and Dr. Thompson, their reactions to everything are so loopily broad and out of nowhere (Dr. Thompson is suddenly really, really excited about solving a cryptic clue from a psychic, because why not?) that you have to wonder if the cast have finally realised what a complete mess their show is and decided to ham up every clunky exchange just to see what they can get away with.
It's appropriate, then, that this is the point the show chooses to introduce its Joker, or at least heavily hint that way without outright declaring it, a child called Jerome who is just as schizophrenic as the show he's been plonked into. To his credit, the young actor portraying him, Cameron Monaghan, is fantastic, overacting in just the right way - as opposed to the show's insufferable takes on Edward Nigma and Harvey Dent, for instance - and snapping between Nicholson and Ledger with palpably unhinged ferocity. I don't particularly like the idea of the character being given one conclusive origin story (especially one so mundane, with yet more mother issues) but Monaghan plays his cards with stupendous relish, immediately becoming the most interesting player in the show's overblown roster. Hopefully there'll be more of him to come, because god knows it's becoming increasingly difficult to pick out anything else to look forward to in a show gradually sinking under its own weight.
The Big Bang Theory - "The Comic Book Store Regeneration". When it's on form, I'm actually a fan of Big Bang. Its characters have been intelligently developed over the years and the writers have steadily pushed out the uglier elements from the show's early days. True, it still has the bad habit of laughing at its characters rather than with them, but there's a lot more sincere affection for them than there used to be and the addition of Amy and Bernadette introduced a more balanced female perspective that offered new sources of comedy whilst forcing Penny to develop into a more distinct character than 'hot blonde across the hall'. Prior to that, the only alternate female voice - literally - was Howard's mother, a shrill and insufferable Jewish stereotype whose off-screen presence was used almost exclusively to make uncomfortable jokes about her weight and hygiene. Despite the faultless commitment of actress Carol Ann Susi, the character was never allowed to develop beyond those problematic roots.
What a shame that was, because it is difficult not to reflect on how much more Susi deserved out of her swansong role following a long and successful career in television and on stage. Her passing in November of last year meant Big Bang was to finally lose the difficult Mrs Wolowitz under the worst possible circumstances and without the chance to grow the character into someone more deserving of the talent behind her voice. In-keeping with a season which has struggled to reach anything approaching the highs of last year, 'The Comic Book Store Regeneration' was for the most part a bewilderingly flat half-hour that held back its major development - Mrs Wolowitz' death - until the final minutes, even though the material leading up to it felt like the most tedious kind of padding (Nathan Fillion's utterly pointless cameo) and retreading barren ground (Howard's feud with Stewart). While the announcement of the death was delivered in a strangely graceless manner - Howard wandering around aimlessly for a moment before declaring "My mom died" out of nowhere - the final scene at least provided a sincere tribute to the character and Suzi by proxy, with Sheldon's sweet consolation to his grieving friend an effective nod to how the character has grown. Hopefully next week's episode, 'The Intimacy Acceleration', will continue to explore Mrs Wolowitz and Carol Ann Suzi's legacy on the show, because while sweet enough in its limited way, leaving the tribute until the final five minutes felt utterly inadequate as recognition for one of the show's most enduring performers, for better (the actress) or worse (the character).
Vikings - "Mercenary". I haven't seen a lot of Vikings, but the show has slowly grown into a bonefide ratings and critical hit over its two preceding seasons. At the end of last season, protagonist Ragnar became king by outmanoeuvering and killing the deceitful Horik. Ragnar, a former farmer, is at once a natural leader and an outsider within his own people: a man of foresight and peace, whose first interest is finding somewhere to settle down and make a home even while enjoying his obvious talent for leadership and combat. It's not especially unusual for a historical drama to show a character caught between his civilised intellect and more primal urges encouraged by the society around him, but Vikings has done a terrific job establishing a world echoing its hero's conflict: on the verge of civilisation, yet not quite ready to abandon the rule of the sword.
That dichotomy was at the core of the drama in 'Mercenary', Vikings' third season premiere. Having negotiated a settlement with King Ecbert Wessex (read: England) that would seemingly guarantee peaceful co-existence between their two peoples, Ragnar discovers Ecbert wishes to add an addendum to their deal, using the Vikings' combat prowess to defeat his rivals and secure his dominion of the kingdom. Ragnar and his men reluctantly agree, leading to a climactic battle in which they storm one of the two armies which have flanked their longboats on either side of a bay. It's a well-staged sequence, if a little lacking in momentum due to the ease with which the Vikings repel the onslaught of arrows sent their way before ploughing fearlessly into the opposing army, which offers little serious resistance. It helps that the scene comes at the end of an episode a little too dialogue-heavy for its own good, laying out the key dramatic notes for the season ahead (as all premieres must) but falling back too often on telling rather than showing. Still, it's solid enough stuff and Floki's total inability to handle how kind and loving his wife is was a fantastically funny break from the seriousness elsewhere. It may have felt a little leaden-footed on its own, but the groundwork laid in Mercenary was promising enough to offer encouraging signs for the state of the season ahead.
Girls - "Sit In". Hannah Horvath's continual dipping in and out of existential despair is a well Girls has gone to time and time again, yet one that never seems to run dry of fantastic material. Happy Hannah is mostly fun when we can see her setting up her own inevitable downfall, but Lena Dunham seems to take perverse delight in making every one of those falls back down to earth even more shameful and rooted in blind self-absorbtion than the last. When Marnie - Marnie! - is able to see the situation clearly enough to offer sensible advice, it's probably best to admit you've probably made a huge mistake. Having abandoned her writing course in Iowa after alienating every single one of her (admittedly unpleasant) fellow students, Hannah returns home to find boyfriend Adam shacked up in her flat with new girlfriend Mimi-Rose Howard, or as she is delightfully described, "a girl's name and a boy's name with a flower stuck in the middle". Her old friends don't seem all that delighted to see her either, having felt that she'd abandoned them just as they were on the cusp of rekindling their lives and friendship. As if it couldn't get any worse, Mimi-Rose seems to be exactly the kind of honestly reflective, if undeniably pretentious, creative spirit Hannah wishes she could be.
'Sit In' takes place entirely within Hannah's flat, with almost the entire main cast of characters turning up in sequence. Jessa and Shosh go first, with Jessa taking no time at all to insult Adam for making Marnie his first choice call and reminding everyone why a well-delivered 'twat' can be one of the funniest single words in the English language (see also: Red Dwarf). It's a lovely example of everything Girls does so well at its best, at once mercilessly humiliating Hannah for laughs - oh, that bucket - while offering just enough sympathy for the insecurities and doubts of this most unintentionally self-destructive of characters to not feel vindictive. The other characters were there to either remind Hannah of how she'd let them down or offer amusingly overbearing amounts of sympathy for the breakdown of her relationship with Adam (you'd think the series had relocated to England given the amount of tea on offer, itself subject to a great piece of Horvath incredulity), with inspired one-liners coming thick and fast ("This isn't one of your more convincing fake showers!") and some fabulous visual gags, such as the uncomfortably extended hug-turned-weirdly-sexual-something in the screencap above. Still, if all else fails, at least Hannah can take comfort from knowing she's now got Marnie as a soulmate. Right...?
[American Idol-izer] Top 24 Revealed
After a few weeks of auditions and drama, we've finally got our Top 24 contestants for American Idol XIV. While I don't particularly agree with some of the decisions, unlike other years, I'm okay with the spread overall (even if it skews very, very young this year) There was one moment in particular that irked me during the "Green Mile" process (Why do they call it that?), and I'll get to that in a bit. But if you've been following the posts I've written for this show so far, you already have a jist of my opinions.
So, without further ado, here are the Top 24 finalists heading to the live shows next week (where voting begins) arranged by how much I'm rooting for them.
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[Video Playlist of the Week] Weird for the Sake of Weirdness
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Over the past couple of years I’ve listened to a number of bands just because I enjoy their weirdness. Meaning, talent, and progression can only keep my attention for so long before I become bored of a band; or at least bored enough to put a record on the backburner for a while. If you’re anything like me, you like some weird shit. If you don’t, have no fear: I’ve compiled a short list of strange songs for you to listen to while you get real weird with it.
BABYMETAL - "Doki Doki Morning"
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Two years ago, I took a History of Heavy Metal class, and my professor pulled this video up one day. He called it, “the scariest, most disturbing thing” he has ever heard/seen. To my surprise (and my surprise only), I loved it. BABYMETAL consists of three teenage girls who sing K-pop to death metal. They’re like the Aerosmith of Japan, which says a lot about how weird Japan is.
Die Antwoord - "Pitbull Terrier"
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A South African rap-rave duo, Die Antwoord are the definition of weird. Seriously, if this video doesn’t show it, check out their other songs. They’re nuts.
Three Loco - "We Are Farmers"
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The trio of Three Loco includes Andy Milonakis, Dirt Nasty, and Riff Raff. If you know who any of those people are then I don’t need to say anything else. Seperately, they’re each a runner for easily being the weirdest people I’ve ever heard about in the media. Together, they make no sense at all.
Lil B - "I’m God"
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I’m not sure what it is about Lil B AKA Based God, but almost every music video he puts out is him wandering through some retail store. Like a mini-Kanye, Lil B and his fanbase have either a serious notion or a long-running joke that he is a God.
Tyler, The Creator - "Tamale"
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(*NSFW* ever; like anything he does) Tyler, The Creator (one part of OFWGTA) is a weird dude. While he and his counterparts are great musicians, his persona as Tyler, The Creator is off the wall in the best way possible.
Yung Lean - "Kyoto"
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A Swedish teenager decided to make alternative, counterculture comedic raps about being a “2001 sad boy.” Yung Lean embodies what Tumblr is: a bunch of adult children reblogging about alt comedy and Arizona Iced Tea.
Outkast - "B.O.B."
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Outkast are the original hip-hop weirdos.
Mariachi El Bronx - "Wildfires"
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I’m not a mariachi fan, but the alter-ego of post-hardcore/punk outfit The Bronx takes the form of a traditional mariachi band. Every now and again they go on tour and you never know if they’re going to be playing The Bronx songs or Mariachi El Bronx songs. Or both. Either way, I dig their alter egos and the gimmick of having the most “out there” counter-hobby of punk music.
Iwrestledabearonce - "You Know That Ain’t Them Dogs’ Real Voices"
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If you take grindcore, prog metal, technical death metal, rainbows, and sound bytes from '80s movies, you have Iwrestledabearonce.
Melanie Martinez - "Carousel"
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The only instance in where I can say something is both sexy and creepy at the same time.
What’s the weirdest thing you listen to?
[American Idol-izer] Hollywood Week(s)
One of my favorite parts of American Idol is Hollywood Week. Through its fourteen season run, the arduous week of auditions, which include a solo round, a group number, and two follow up solo auditions, narrows the 300 something contestants into an eensy Top 24. Agree or disagree on whether or not each singer deserves their spot as much as you like, but we can all agree how wonderfully dramatic all of it is. Taking advantage of how staged the process is, and AI's usually goofy editing, Hollywood Week is always the best reality TV money can buy.
For Season XIV, it's been a bit different. With fewer spills, fewer breakdowns, but many more talented contestants, there's been less of a focus on the crazy stuff. It's better for everyone that way anyway. Let's go over the highlights of the last two weeks of this, uh, single week.
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Hollywood Week Part 1 (2/4/15)
Last season, the first part of Hollywood Week had the most interesting change yet. The folks who didn't get three yeses during the city auditions had to audition once more in some abandoned airline hangar somewhere all Mad Max style. It was incredibly nerve wracking as you could see contestants crumble over the shake up. Then the coolest part of all of that was the idols to be were placed on two different buses, one going to Hollywood and one to the airport to take them back home. I was hoping for a huge shake up to follow during this season, but was unfortunately given none of that. Instead we got a consequence free (as no one was sent home despite wonky performances) day of performances from the auditioners who stood out the most.
But it wasn't all bad. Jax was the highlight (I'm rooting for you, girl) and one girl fell under the pressure because she felt she need to get her parents "out of the hood." That's way too much pressure for a child to bear, but luckily she's pulled it together long enough to perform.
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Hollywood Week Part 2 (2/5/15)
So this is where all the good stuff started. The group rounds have always led to the juiciest edits as the round naturally creates villains and in-fighting among team members. Some team members go to sleep before others, people blame each other for faulty performances, and so on. But this year we didn't get any of that. The only drama we got was when one girl, Alexis Granville, couldn't find a group, joins a group full of folks I don't like (and Jax) and almost passes out due to panic attacks. This also meant the episode ended on a cliffhanger for some reason. The problem was I didn't care about this girl. They haven't shown any of her auditions in full, and her singing voice is nowhere near the level of the others.
One thing has bothered me since Simon (and to a lesser extent, Nikki Minaj) left that ties in to all this: the constant "kid gloves." In years past, if a contestant forgot the lyrics or broke down under pressure, they'd be sent home instantly. It showed how little experience they had and how they'd fare during the live shows. We shouldn't be getting situations like this anymore. We all know Alexis Grendel won't make the cut, so why make a big deal?
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Hollywood Week Part 3 (2/11/15)
Surprisingly, Alexis makes the cut. She still made it to the next solo round for some reason while arguably more deserving contestants like Rocky, who called and told his mom their life was going to change before getting cut. Ugh, it was heartbreaking. But at least there were some good group auditions. Blvd. (which was comprised of my early faves Cody Fry and Rayvon Owen) was fantastic and Ladies Keep Your Clothes On (formed with precocious youngsters that're all probably going to make the Top 24). All in all, nothing big happened here.
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Hollywood Week Part 4 (2/12/15)
After the group rounds, the remaining 100 something contestants go through one more solo round before getting cut to the Top 48. Here's were it got particularly frustrating as lots of great folks went home for stupid reasons. Jess Lamb (who I pointed out in my first article for the season for her piano audition), and Adam Lasher (Carlos Santana's nephew) who both delivered great Hollywood week performances. It all seems strange when a contestant like Joey Cook, great as she is, can forget her lines twice and still make it through or Nick Fradiani is praised as "experienced" at age 28 when Jess Lamb was more "beaten down" at age 29.
But it wasn't all bad news. One standout solo in particular was Quentin Alexander, the extremely cool and stylish contestant would be missed if he didn't make the final cut. There's no way he's not making the Top 24. Also, Alexis Granville was finally sent home after she broke down again and failed to sing on key. No more free passes, so yay!
That's it for this catch up! This week takes the Top 48 to the House of Blues where they'll perform once last time before the Top 24 is officially revealed. Rumor has it something big went down during the performance so I can't wait to see what comes next.
[The Weekly Swarm] 2/9 - 2/15
After a short Sundance-caused break, The Weekly Swarm has finally returned to our regularly scheduled Monday mornings. Last week was a huge week for Ruby Hornet. Not only did we have our Sundance Film Festival 2015 recap video up and ready, we also had an exclusive video interview with Spike Lee and Zaraah Abrahams for Lee's latest film, Da Sweet Blood of Jesus, a review for said film, Hubert's editorial on Jon Stewart's departure from The Daily Show, news that Spider-Man is officially joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bridjet's Friday the 13th-inspired playlist and artist-inspired cocktails, and much, much more. Check out all of last week's content below!
Jon Stewart Is Leaving The Daily Show After Changing Late Night In the 21st Century
Happy Hour: 30 Artists as Cocktails
[The Friday Five] What to Know in Music This Week (2/9-2/13)
13 Morbid Songs for Friday the 13th
[This Week In TV] Better Call Saul, Law & Order SVU, Constantine, Wheel Of Time
Spider-Man Officially Joining Marvel Cinematic Universe
[Sundance Video] Sundance Film Festival 2015 Recap
[Red Band Trailer] Straight Outta Compton
[Review] Shaun The Sheep Movie
[Weekly Netflix Fix] Mid-February Update
[Review] Da Sweet Blood of Jesus
[Video Interview] Spike Lee and Zaraah Abrahams (Da Sweet Blood of Jesus)
Five Unconventional Films to Watch on Valentine's Day
[This Week In TV] Better Call Saul, Law & Order SVU, Constantine, Wheel Of Time
This Week in TV is a new weekly feature reviewing the best, worst and most interesting episodes of television from the past seven days. The plan is to cover a wide variety of shows, but not always the same ones each week, so let us know in the comments which ones you’d particularly like to read about. This week takes in the two episodes marking Better Call Saul's series debut, Law & Order SVU's take on the Gamergate controversy, Constantine's season finale and a Wheel Of Time pilot made and released under inauspicious circumstances and starring Billy Zane, as though things weren't bad enough already.
13 Morbid Songs for Friday the 13th
It’s every goth’s second favorite holiday: Friday the 13th. In honor of the infamous day of moral reckoning, I’ve created a playlist of songs to get blasphemous to.
13. "Killing It" - A Wilhelm Scream
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If Jason Vorhees could pick a song to listen to while stabbing someone, I feel like this would be it.
12. "Back to Hell" - Alkaline Trio
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The dark pop-punk trio created an ode (one of many) to the pits below with lyrics like “send us back to hell/we've had our fill of heaven.”
11. "Bleed Black" - AFI
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The gothic, melodic hardcore have mastered the emotional, heavyhearted sound with their 2003 record Sing The Sorrow. This song as well as every other song off the album would be a perfect fit for a day like Friday the 13th.
10. "Cowboys From Hell" - Pantera
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The groove metal band Pantera are no strangers to being associated to the dark lord, so they embodied the notion with one of their most iconic songs.
9. "The God That Failed" - Metallica
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Denouncing the idea of religion/God is pretty much step one in the metal handbook and that’s the most Friday the 13th-y thing you can do.
8. "Your 666" - H.I.M.
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Throw every last superstition out the window by listening to this song with lyrics like, “I welcome your six six six in my heart/I’m losing my faith in you,” you’re sure to have all of the bad luck today (here’s to hoping).
7. "Hellraiser" - Ozzy Osbourne
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Ozzy says he’ll “put a spell on you” with his tribute to rocking in the hardest way possible; raising hell.
6. "Hang ‘Em High" - My Chemical Romance
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MCR’s hit album, Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge, made death cool again in the mid-2000’s. My pick for the playlist has everything to do with the eerie, witchy undertones of the lyrics, “climb out from the pine box, well I'm asking you/'cause she's got nothing to say/The angels just cut out her tongue/call her black Mariah, would I lie to you?”
5. "Blood And Thunder" - Mastodon
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While the song (as well as the entire album) is based off the novel Moby Dick, “Blood and Thunder” starts off with, “I think that someone is trying to kill me/Infecting my blood and destroying my mind;” the most brutal thing said about a whale ever.
4. "Killing In The Name" - Rage Against The Machine
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Again, while the song (and band) is about “bringing down the man” and all, the lyrics, “some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses,” fits into the scheme of Friday the 13th.
3. "Crystal Lake’s Legacy" - Voorhees
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A U.K. hardcore gimmick band based off the aforementioned, fictional murderer “killed it” with their salute to Vorhees with their 2001 record Crystal Lake’s Legacy.
2. "Running With The Devil" - Van Halen
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David Lee Roth said in an interview that he always thought the devil was with him; whether it was running (‘living at a pace that kills’), driving, playing music, eating lunch, etc. Ultimately, it sounds like he lives his life like every day is Friday the 13th.
1. "Dead" - Pixies
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Written about the biblical story (2 Samuel, Chapter 11) from the tale of Bathsheba and King David with mixed in lyrics such as, “my heart is dead,” it’s a no-brainer this song is included to the playlist. Also, the horror movie montage trumps all.














