Nous Sommes Charlie Hebdo: Terrorism's Losing Battle Against Satire and Artistic Expression

Yesterday, France experienced its worst terrorist attack in more than five decades. At least two gunmen, brothers Said and Cherif Kouachi, entered the Paris headquarters of the weekly magazine Charlie Hebdo armed with assault rifles. The terrorists killed 12 people, including Charlie Hebdo editor and lead cartoonist Stéphane "Charb" Charbonnier, several other members of the staff, and two police officers. As of this writing, both of the Kouachis remain at large, though a third suspect, Hamyd Mourad, reportedly turned himself in to French authorities last night.

The attack was prompted by Charlie Hebdo's anarchic satire—a particularly cheeky "nothing's sacred" approach the French call "gouaille"—which mocked the Prophet Muhammad as well as pretty much everyone else. Weeks after the September 11 attacks, the cover of Charlie Hebdo featured Osama bin Laden saying, "No hands," as in a kid on a bike shouting, "Look, Mom: No hands!" Another cover featured Pope Benedict XVI sneakily instructing a pedophile bishop to get into the movie business to keep safe just like Roman Polanski. This brand of satire led to a 2011 firebombing of the Charlie Hebdo offices. As Arthur Goldhammer wrote yesterday in Al Jazeera America, "The whole point of Charlie's satire was to be tasteless and obscene, to respect no proprieties, to make its point by being untameable and incorrigible and therefore unpublishable anywhere else."

Yet symbolically, Charlie Hebdo has come to mean more than what it was. In a sign of solidarity, many in mourning across the world have taken up the slogan "Je Suis Charlie" ("I am Charlie"; this article's headline "Nous Sommes Charlie" means "We Are Charlie"). Because of the audacity of the attack, the terrorists haven't destroyed Charlie Hebdo. Instead they have given a financially shaky magazine with a weekly circulation of 50,000 all the eyes of the world.

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Fundamentalism and extremism of various stripes tends to involve a lack of self-awareness and a lack of self-reflection, though mostly fundamentalists and extremists lack a sense of humor. Anyone who takes themselves or their ideology so seriously that they resort to murder or threat of violence after feeling offended is, frankly, an asshole.

I'm not saying that I'm an arbiter of what people should or should not be offended by—your right to be offended is wholly your own—but what I am saying is that there are better and more constructive ways to express your feelings than harming others or threatening to harm others, and if you harm others or threaten to harm others simply because you are offended, you are an asshole. This goes for the people who carried out these attacks, the hackers at Guardians of Peace trying to stop the release of The Interview, the belligerent Gamer Gaters who put commentators and developers in their crosshairs, the person or people who bombed the NAACP office in Colorado Springs, the man who murdered Theo van Gogh, and so on. It takes a special kind of ignorance and cowardice to justify one's violent intentions using religion, country, or some other ideology.

The Charlie Hebdo gunmen reportedly screamed that Muhammad had been avenged after their act of murder, as if Muhammad had nothing better to do than read a French weekly magazine.

Assholes.

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What these attacks and threats of violence ultimately do is set back the ideology that carried them out by creating a solid opposition against said ideology. It's the sociopolitical version the Streisand effect, in an odd way. In rallies throughout Europe and in posts online, there are "Je Suis Charlie" signs and #charliehebdo. If Charlie Hebdo was mostly known in France before the attack, it is now an international symbol.

Jon Stewart opened last night's The Daily Show expressing his condolences for the staff of Charlie Hebdo. "I know very few people go into comedy as an act of courage, mainly because it shouldn't have to be that," Stewart said. "It shouldn't be an act of courage, it should be taken as established law. But those guys at Hebdo had it and they were killed for their cartoons." (On The Daily Show's website, "Je Suis Charlie.") The Onion also had a finely neutered and somber take on the tragedy with the headline "It Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk." It's worth reading in full. Hell, Louis CK even wore a makeshift Charlie Hebdo t-shirt when he performed at Madison Square Garden last night.

The chant at protests in which an especially horrific action has occurred is "The whole world is watching." For a while, out of anger and out of sadness, the whole world is Charlie. George Packer in The New Yorker yesterday concluded his piece with line "We must all try to be Charlie, not just today but every day."

To harm an artist is to fight a hydra.

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Of course, one of the major fears is that the Charlie Hebdo shooting will foment an already ugly right-wing anti-Islamic sentiment that's been building throughout Europe. The terrorists have not just set back their own cause, but they have made things worse for Muslims who are far from radical and simply want to live normal, peaceful lives. On American TV, Bill Maher didn't help matters. Maher claimed on Jimmy Kimmel Live that hundreds of millions of Muslims supported an attack like the one on Charlie Hebdo.

While Maher's "hundreds of millions" claim is probably way off—it's supremely facile to assume the actions of a handful of people speak for hundreds of millions of people—there's at least some precedent behind the claim. Salman Rushdie made a particularly bold statement yesterday in condemnation of the Charlie Hebdo shooting, and he knows firsthand about the horrors of religious extremism. In 1989, the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa against Rushdie for writing The Satanic Verses. This led to threats of violence against Rushdie, the murder of the novel's Japanese translator, and assassination attempts against other individuals around the world associated with the release or translation of the book.

Rushdie's statement regarding Charlie Hebdo reads as follows:

Religion, a medieval form of unreason, when combined with modern weaponry becomes a real threat to our freedoms. This religious totalitarianism has caused a deadly mutation in the heart of Islam and we see the tragic consequences in Paris today. I stand with Charlie Hebdo, as we all must, to defend the art of satire, which has always been a force for liberty and against tyranny, dishonesty and stupidity. ‘Respect for religion’ has become a code phrase meaning ‘fear of religion.’ Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes, our fearless disrespect.

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Some of the best responses to the murder of Charb and his fellow cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo have come from artists around the world. Time, The Daily Beast, Reuters, Comics Alliance, and numerous other outlets have run galleries of art in tribute to those who died. Though many are touching, most have a kind of anarchic revenge about them, with an emphasis on art as way of overcoming ideological repression. James Walmesley tweeted one of my favorite cartoons about Charlie Hebdo, and Francisco J. Olea tweeted out his call to arms to the artists of all nations. In the face of this act of terrorist negation, here is an overwhelming counterattack of creativity. Don't expect it to end.

Charb and his fellow writers and cartoonists have become heroes. Numerous new outlets have cited a 2012 interview with Charb at Le Monde with a line that speaks to the courage of a good satirist: "I am not afraid of retaliation. I have no kids, no wife, no car, no mortgage. It surely is a bit dramatic, but I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees."

As for Charlie Hebdo, the next issue will come out on Wednesday with 1 million copies in print. Further, Charlie Hebdo will continue to be published. Patrick Pelloux, a contributor to the magazine, said in an interview with iTele, "Charlie Hebdo will continue because [the terrorists] haven't won. [The victims] didn't die for nothing. There is no hatred to have against Muslims and everyone, each one of us, in front his home, every day must keep the values of the French Republic alive."

Take that, assholes.

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These large outpourings of compassion and creativity remind me of George Saunders' Manifesto: A Press Release from People Reluctant To Kill for an Abstraction (PRKA), a short satirical (though ultimately sincere) essay I read whenever the world seems senseless and humanity doomed. It's a fictional press release from an organization comprised of regular people trying to live without harming others and who want to find some modicum of joy and dignity in an existence that seems hellbent against such simple things.

Saunders' piece closes with these words:

To those who would oppose us, I would simply say: We are many. We are worldwide. We, in fact, outnumber you. Though you are louder, though you create a momentary ripple on the water of life, we will endure, and prevail.

Join us.

Resistance is futile.

The flesh may be vulnerable, but people united not quite so, and the pen is mightier still.


Fantasia

[Weekly Netflix Fix] Welcome to 2015

Welcome to the first edition of Weekly Netflix Fix for 2015. Sorry for missing last week - not only was it a holiday, I spent the better part of New Year's Day moving into a new apartment. For anybody planning on moving to a new place in January in Chicago: don't. As is standard, Netflix Instant was updated with a large assortment of new titles to ring in the new month. Some choice selections are FantasiaFantasia 2000Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Fear and Loathing in Las VegasRoboCop, the Director's Cut of Nymphomanic, Vol. I and Vol. II, and much, much more. Check out the full list of new additions below.

Brick Mansions
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Flesh for the Beast: Tsukiko's Curse
Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart
Lady Ninja Kaede 2
Lust of the Dead
Lust of the Dead 2
Lust of the Dead 3
Neverlake
The Ouija Experiment
Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power
Years of Living Dangerously: Season 1
Shin Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams
The Snitch Cartel
Years of Living Dangerously
An American Girl: McKenna Shoots for...
Falcon Rising
30 for 30: The U: Pt. 2
Copenhagen
A Five Star Life
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
White Collar: Season 5
What Is Cinema?
101 Dalmatians
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
The Agony and the Ecstasy
An American Tail: Manhattan Island
Amityville 3
The Amityville Horror
Amityville II: The Possession
Apaches
The Apartment
April Fool's Day
Bad Boys II
Basic
Batman & Robin
Beauty Shop
Better Living Through Chemistry
Big Fish
Bless the Child
Blink
Blood Valley: Seed's Revenge
Blue Car
Bowling for Columbine
Brasslands
Bright Lights, Big City
Brothers on the Line
The Brothers
Bruce Almighty
The Butcher's Wife
Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh
Cast Away
Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
Chinatown
Chinese Zodiac
The Class of '92
D.A.R.Y.L.
Dance for Me
Deep Impact
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Duran Duran: Unstaged
Election
Enough
The Evening Star
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 
The Fifteenth Year
Footloose 
Fort Bliss
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell
The French Connection
Fried Green Tomatoes
Friends
Frontline: A Death in St. Augustine
Frontline: Battle Zones: Ukraine & Syria
Frontline: Death by Fire: An Update
Frontline: Ebola Outbreak
Frontline: Generation Like
Frontline: Hunting the Nightmare Bacteria
Frontline: League of Denial
Frontline: Locked Up in America
Frontline: Losing Iraq
Frontline: Secret State of North Korea
Frontline: Secrets of the Vatican
Frontline: Separate and Unequal
Frontline: Syria's Second Front
Frontline: TB Silent Killer
Frontline: To Catch a Trader
Frontline: United States of Secrets
Get Low
Get Shorty
Ghost
The Hero of Color City
I.Q.
Identity
In Harm's Way
Insomnia
It's a Lot
Jarhead 2: Field of Fire
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Kangaroo Jack
Kiss Them for Me
The Kite Runner
Knight Rusty
The Ladies Man
Larva
Lassie
Law & Order: SVU: The Fourteenth Year
Life of Ryan: Caretaker Manager
Living on One Dollar
The Machinist
The Making of a Lady
Marathon Man
Marty
Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
Mean Girls
Mental
The Mod Squad
Monster High: Escape from Skull Shores
Monster High: Friday Night Frights
Monster High: Fright On!
Monster High: Frights, Camera, Action!
Monster High: Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love?
Moonstruck
Mr. Deeds
Mr. Mom
Murder by Numbers
Mystic Pizza
Mystic River
New Hope
Ninja Apocalypse
Notting Hill
Octonauts
The Odd Couple
Only the Lonely
Patriot Games
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
The Quiet Man
The Reef
The Ref
Regarding Henry
Return to Homs
The Road to El Dorado
RoboCop
RoboCop 2
Rooster Doodle-do
The Running Man
Sabrina
Friends: Season 1
Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: Season 1
Larva: Season 1
Octonauts: Season 1
TEDTalks: Let Your Mind Wonder: Season 1
Friends: Season 10
Friends: Season 2
Inside Man: Season 2
Larva: Season 2
Friends: Season 3
Dallas (2012): Season 3
Friends: Season 4
Friends: Season 5
Friends: Season 6
Friends: Season 7
Friends: Season 8
Friends: Season 9
Shall We Dance?
Shining Through
Snatch
Son of God
Soul Plane
Spy Kids
Stephen King's Thinner
Sunset Boulevard
Swingers
Taking Lives
TEDTalks: Let Your Mind Wonder
To Be Takei
To Kill a Man
Tooth and Nail
Undertow
Uptown Girls
Valkyrie
Venom
The War of the Worlds
Water
Wayne's World 2
Welcome to the Jungle
The Whole Nine Yards
Women Aren't Funny
The Yes Men
The Young Girls of Rochefort
Young Mr. Lincoln
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Season 2
Beneath the Darkness
Finding Fela
The Outsider
The Pink Panther 2
Queens of the Ring
Totally Spies!
Daughters of Dolma
The Decent One
Last Weekend
Memphis
Miele
Persecuted
This Ain't No Mouse Music!
Winter in the Blood
Behaving Badly
Child of God
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 3
I, Frankenstein
Labor Day
LFO: The Movie
Maron: Season 2
Plastic
Jessie: Season 3
Nymphomaniac: The Director's Cut Volume I
Nymphomaniac: The Director's Cut Volume II


Iko Uwais & Yayan Ruhian at The Raid 2 Premiere Party at Sundance Film Festival 2014

Lead Actors in The Raid to Appear in Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Considering just how much of a mess the Prequel Trilogy was with its overabundant use of CGI (as well as lackluster characters, writing, directing, etc.), it makes a lot of sense for Star Wars: The Force Awakens director J.J. Abrams to focus on practical effects with his iteration of the famed franchise. As was seen in the film's first teaser trailer, Abrams and crew are doing everything they can to recapture what made the Original Trilogy so great while utilizing technological advancements in modern cinema to create a sequel worthy of carrying the Star Wars name.

If rumors are true, the embracement of practical effects is going a step further with word that three of the primary actors in The Raid 2 are set to join the sci-fi epic. Iko Uwais, Yayan Ruhian, and Cecep Arif Rahman will be bringing pencak silat to Tatooine, raising the already high bar of expectation for Abrams' Star War. Anybody that has seen The Raid: Redemption or The Raid 2 know Uwais and Ruhian could be the next major crossover martial arts actors, or at the very least can choreograph some exciting scenes for Hollywood action films that lack the excitement they once held.

There are no concrete details regarding the types of roles the trio will take on in The Force Awakens just yet, but the possibilities of having the three play a role in defining Star Wars for a new generation are high enough for even the biggest skeptics hopeful for confirmation.

[via Twitch]


Hendo Hoverboard

We Were Promised Hoverboards

As the New Year chimed in at a crappy bar in Los Angeles, an old colleague of mine and I yelled, “YEAH, HOVERBOARDS!” Since the late 1980’s, people everywhere have been asking, “When are we going to get hoverboards?” Folks, you heard it here first: 2015 is the year of the hoverboard. According to my research (which is honestly the most extensive digging I’ve done since trying to find the world’s best, deliverable pizza dough), hoverboards are coming to a store near you. Or whatever Kickstarter uses as their purchasing system. Maybe PayPal? Whatever, HOVERBOARDS.

Hendo, a company based out of Los Gatos, California, has built the world’s first hoverboard. With more than double their original goal being met in just a short 55 days, backers everywhere are glued to their email inbox to receive their invites to the Hendo hoverboard event on October 15, 2015. Why is the release party almost a year later since it’s invention, you ask? It’s the same date that Marty McFly arrived in the future (could this invention be any cooler?). For just a small lump sum of $10,000 the hoverboard could’ve been (or is) yours. While that’s pretty steep, at least it’s a start. Nerdy websites everywhere are calling it one of the top inventions of the year. What is, in fact in my eyes, the most influential invention since sliced bread, will be on the market in just a short ten months. I could sit here and write about all of the science behind the board and what it actually runs on, but you can do that here instead.

As the year is just getting into full swing, it’s still going to be a grueling 10 months until I am able to enviously watch videos of average Joe’s cruising on their hoverboards via YouTube. There is one more thing though: Hendo has been designing a place for hover-ers to glide, or hover, in. Yeah, A SKATE PARK FOR HOVERBOARDS. A HOVER PARK. THE FUTURE RULES.

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Paul Feig

Paul Feig Shares Ghostbusters Vision, Defends All-Female Cast

Despite the shoddy CGI effects, Ghostbusters is a timeless classic that is just as funny now as it was upon its release. Fan appreciation of the franchise has been at an all-time high this year, given the film's 30th anniversary, as well as the concrete developments surrounding the upcoming third film after years of false starts and never-ending rumors. As it stands now, Paul Feig (Freaks and GeeksBridesmaids) will be directing a Ghostbusters reboot with intentions of having an all-female cast of Ghostbusters.

Speaking with Empire Online (as transcribed by Comic Book Movie), Feig shared his vision for the upcoming film, namely why he prefers to reboot the series rather than film a direct sequel to the previous two films, stating:

I have too much respect for the original one [to do a sequel...] There's also the feeling that once the world knows ghosts and has seen them busted on such a large scale, they run the risk of becoming pedestrian. There's something fun about introducing our world, which has never seen ghosts to the phenomenon of ghosts. I love origin stories and to introduce new characters.

 

Furthermore, Feig and co-writer Katie Dipold (The Heat) actually want to embrace the horror side of the plot, with Feig explaining, "I want ours to be scarier than the original, to be quite honest. Katie Dipold and I are so focused on wanting to do scary comedy. We don't want to hold back."

Finally, Feig addressed the "gimmick" of having an all-female cast:

A lot of people accused it of being a gimmick. I guess I can see the cynics’ view of it, but for me I just love working with funny women. People said, ‘Why don’t you do a mix?’ I’m just more interested in the idea of lady Ghostbusters. It’s the way my brain works.

The framework for Feig's entry in the Ghostbusters franchise is solid on paper, with a direction that I think most modern moviegoers will enjoy. However, without a concrete plot or cast to speak upon, we'll just have to play the waiting game to see exactly how enjoyable (or otherwise) the film will be.

[via Comic Book Movie]


Silicon Valley

Silicon Valley: Best Show on TV?

Silicon Valley was easily the best show of 2014. While I’m a little biased when it comes to HBO (I think I’m the only person who doesn’t care for Game of Thrones), the show has regained my faith in premium television since the end of Eastbound & Down.

Silicon Valley follows a small group of coding nerds who live in Silicon Valley, California. Living in a technological world, most people don’t see the faces behind the screen. Lo and behold, they are just as nerdy as you could’ve imagined them to be; and cynical to boot. The main character, Richard, bands his friends together to start Pied Piper; an internet startup of many different functions. In the beginning, the app is used for one thing that leads to another idea to a different use and so on and so forth. Along the way to finding success he loses money, networking opportunities, friends, lawsuits, and at times, his sanity. Behind Pied Piper stands two of Richard’s favorite tech companies who fight the whole season over who will lay claim to Pied Piper’s upcoming fame.

Encompassing the real life struggles of many HTMLers, Java Script geniuses, CSS freaks, and C++ dorks, the show is comically flawless. Finding any lull in dry wit will prove to be impossible as the show’s creator Mike Judge is a master of comedy. With years of Beavis and Butt-head under his belt as well as King of the Hill, Judge proves taking a different route pays off tenfold. Judge takes backburner comics like T.J. Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Martin Starr to the center stage (where they so rightfully belong) to whip the audience with their quick wit and well-seasoned stand-up worthy material. While still using the grab bag of lowbrow comedy (e.g. drug use, dick jokes, little kids cursing), Judge ties the show together by following the dynamic relationships of the group. Like everything else good on television, this show is definitely underrated for what it puts out. Also, the second coming of Martin Starr (Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks) is a prime example of why this show rules. Check out a trailer from the first season below.

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Take that, Big Bang Theory.


Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

[Weekly Netflix Fix] Happy Holidays

Happy holidays, friends. There isn't much to note in this week's Weekly Netflix Fix, given the holiday. The much-praised Netflix-exclusive series BoJack Horseman received a Christmas special, which will probably be the first thing I watch when I get home from work tonight. The latest Paranormal Activity installment, The Marked Ones, was also added to Netflix Instant. I have yet to see it, but knowing that it re-invigorated the franchise (thanks in no small part to the fact that it was originally an unrelated film that was altered to fit into the series), has me excited to check it out. You can find all of the new additions to Netflix Instant below.

A Life in Dirty Movies
Lines of Wellington
Love Hotel
Sexy Baby
The Trip to Italy
Two-Bit Waltz
Dark Skies
Forgotten Four
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
21st Century Sex Slaves
Alaska Fish Wars
American Weed
Animal Superpowers
Apocalypse 101
Autumn Blood
Battleground Afghanistan
Beast Hunter
Breakout
Built for the Kill
Cesar 911
Cesar Millan's Leader of the Pack
Comic Store Heroes
Crocpocalypse
DinoFish
Doomsday Castle
Drugged
An Evergreen Christmas
Fish Tank Kings
Freaks and Creeps
Hard Time
Heroine
How to Survive the End of the World
Hustling America
Inside Cocaine Wars
Inside the American Mob
Inside the Hunt for the Boston Bomber
Kissinger
Kundo: Age of the Rampant
The Last Sentence
Le Chef
Oh Boy
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
RoboRex
The Savage Line
Secret Life of Predators
Sex: How It Works
Snake Salvation
To Catch a Smuggler
Tru Love
Untamed Americas
The Watsons Go to Birmingham
All Hail King Julien
BoJack Horseman Christmas Special
The House Of Magic
Pee-wee's Playhouse: Christmas Special


Blood Donations

FDA Will Now Accept Blood Donations from Gay and Bisexual Men

Once upon a time, I used to be a superhero. My lifesaving career began sometime in high school and continued until my early 20s, when I was told I wasn't good enough to save lives anymore. The Food and Drug Administration, at the time, had a restriction in place that didn't allow potential donors to donate blood for 365 days following receiving a tattoo. As a regular blood donor, it was a downer to be restricted to how much I wanted to actually help others, but I could understand. After all, improper tattoo practices can lead to devastating diseases, and the last thing anybody wants is to be given tainted blood because of a faulty tattoo needle. Since then, the FDA eased restrictions on tattooed donors, allowing us to donate 24 hours after receiving a new tattoo.

However, one decades-long restriction is progressing towards being lifted slightly when the FDA announced they will lift the ban on gay donors. Set in place during the beginning of the AIDS epidemic, men who have had sex with other men were given life-long bans from donating blood. At the time, it was a safety precaution to protect from AIDS and HIV at a time when the disease was still mysterious and essentially a death sentence. With advancements in both medical and scientific technology, the ban in recent years was seen as an outdated and unnecessary restriction.

The move echoes the country's growing acceptance of homosexuality, especially in the light of same-sex marriages being close to legal across the entire nation. However, while the move is a move in the right direction, a restriction is still put in place that disallows potential male donors from donating blood if they've had sex with another man in the previous 12-month period.

The Williams Institute at UCLA estimates the change will amount to an additional 317,000 pints of blood annually, which amounts to roughly 951,000 potential lives saved. If you haven't donated blood before, find a clinic or organization that does! Trust me, there's nothing better in the world than being able to tell people you're a superhero and actually mean it.

[via New York Times]