Scale of On-Screen Vampires in a Series

On-Screen Vampire Characters: Best to Worst

With Halloween less than a week away, vampires play a major role during this haunting season. Over the past 8 years, the concept of vampires has blow up uncontrollably all over the on-screen platform in television and movies. But which vampire characters were/are the best and worst?

Grandpa Munster Places Second in Best to Worst Vamps

Here is a scale of our top 5 vampire tv series, from best to worst: 

  • Angel and Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer --> Although Buffy’s number one mission as the Slayer is to kill vampires, Buffy usually finds herself attracted to vampires. This presents an interested moral dilemma for Buffy; she involves herself personally with her work while attempting to compartmentalize her job of slaying vampires from the vamps that she falls for. The character Angel presents the unique quality, obtaining a soul; which is unusual for vampires in this show. Yet, the fact that his soul is a curse that could be broken, leaving him soul-less, exhibits an uneasy balance; this see-saw effect could sway at any moment and change Angel, as well as his relationship with Buffy. Spike, on the other hand, calls for a different situation. While Spike’s refrain from killing people is controlled, his involuntary actions start to effect his emotions in relation to others; namely those relationships closely surrounded by Buffy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a prime example of how well depicted these characters are; from the protagonist at the very beginning to the to the arch nemesis who gradually becomes a main character with a finely detailed character arc. 
  • Lily and her Father (known as Grandpa), The Munsters --> Back in the 1960s, fantasy-type series were on the rise in television. Shows like Bewitched and The Munsters presented a desire for these characters to fit in, and to be “normal.” In The Munsters, Lily and her father are vampires. Their attempts to be “good” and to fit into society with other human beings shows their yearning for assimilation. This concept of trying to be “normal” strengthens with every generation: from grandpa, to Lily, to Lily’s werewolf son Eddie. This program's idea of humanization and wanting to be accepted in society is a interesting, unique take from a monster's perspective. The desire for members of the Munster family to have some humanness to them also ventures out of the glorified view of vampires; a view that is overly used in television today. 
  • The Salvator Brothers, The Vampire Diaries--> This story presents a unique character contrast between vampire brothers Stefan and Damon Salvator. Stefan, the bad gone good vampire forces himself to move according to his moral compass; while Damon straddles the line between good and bad. However, this show follows the same repetitive vampire story formats of attempting to be good and meeting the “love of his life,” along the way. It is this general concept that makes the show simply average in its overall beginning plot. However, it is the actions, unlikely bonds, deaths, and plot twists over the course of the story line that make it above average during the series life span. 

Damon Salvator of The Vampire Diaries

  • The Countess, American Horror Story Season 5 --> The concept of American Horror Story’s season 5 alters from the typical vampire man who tries to be good and meets the love of his life. In AHS Hotel, a powerful vampire countess essentially runs a haunted hotel. The Countess’s needs come as first priority and highlight her strength over others. However, her overall mission or goal appears hindered by these primal needs, weakening the overall strength of the character. The character needs to set a goal and aim towards achieving that goal throughout the coarse of the story. This half-attempt is why the portrayal of vampires in the show, namely the Countess, is mediocre at best. It is the Countess’s ex-lover, the vampire Donovan, creates a clear mission throughout the series and persistently tries to fulfill that goal. That is what strengthens the series and further enhances it by creating a unique, unexpected plot twist. 
  • Bill Compton, True Blood: Bill portrays this overly done concept of vampires in television during the 21st century, and their. Usually, the series or movie open up when they meet an “interesting girl” who becomes the love of their life. However, this theme is over done time and time again over the past 10 years. Bill Compton lacks and in depth character arc. It seems that his only goals are to refrain from killing humans and to protect his newfound love; in this case, Bill wants to protect Sookie. But an "unexpected" change of events causes this “protagonist” vamp to give into his nature of being a vampire. 
  • Edward Cullen, Twilight: Although the awful portrayal of Edward Cullen are in four of the Twilight Saga films rather than a tv series, this movie collection is definitely worth mentioning as one of the worst vampire on-screen stories. As explain previously, Twilight follows the repetitive pattern of vampire stories that focus on a “protagonist” vampire and his desire to be good while meeting the love of his life at the shown or movie’s start. But what drives this movie over the edge in comparison to other vampires stories with similar plot lines is the terrible acting of the two lead roles. There is a dependence on flashbacks to create the characters and their stories. This film franchise completely lacked character arcs and developments, showing limited quirks, real time experiences, actions and dialogue to establish these character. Additionally, the over-dramatized events, make these scenes seem as if the world was ending; instead of using them as opportunities to highlight climactic scenes. Yet, even with the highly dramatic occurrences, there was almost always one tone/expression that almost every character portrayed: solemnity. 

What do you think of our list? Do you agree with our ratings of on-screen vampires? Let us know in the comment section below. 


Still of Bobby Cannavale on HBO's Vinyl

The '70s Music Industry is Explored in Teaser for Martin Scorsese's Vinyl

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You can always count on HBO to churn out an interesting show or two. But if this latest program doesn't get you interested, I don't want to be friends anymore. From the minds of Martin Scorsese, Terrence Winter (The Sopranos), and Mick Jagger, Vinyl is a series set in 1970s New York as record exec Richie Finestra (Bobby Cannavale) is fighting to keep his label in the spotlight now that punk and disco are on the uptake. It's got a hell of a cast all around too: Ray Romano, Olivia Wilde, Juno Temple, Andrew "Dice" Clay, and P.J. Byrne.

Although this teaser trailer is way too brief, it's kind of perfect. It gives us all we need to know about the series (it's going to be an electrically erratic showcase), it visually striking, and I can't wait for Cannavale to show everyone he can hold down a show all his own. The man has put his time in, and I'm confident he's ready for a leading role. If this doesn't become the starring vehicle needed to make him an even bigger star, then it'll at least be worth tuning in to see how it turns out anyway.

Vinyl premieres on HBO sometime next year.


Donald Trump at the Republican Presidential Debate - Cleveland, Ohio

2016 Republican Presidential Debate #1 - Hello, Cleveland!

The first Republican Presidential Debate was held last night. There were two of them if you counted the "Kids' Table" debate earlier, which included presidential hopefuls polling outside of the top 10. Anyone who tuned in hoping for the Donald Trump show was not disappointed since Trump was the event's main draw. The first question out of the gate was aimed at him, essentially asking, "Can you please promise not run as a third-party candidate?" Trump, pouting and nodding, said he wouldn't promise anything, won't rule out going rogue.

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul was the first to tussle with Trump on the main stage. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee made a sly dig at Trump in his closing statement, but instead shifted his focus to presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. Leading establishment candidates like former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker instead avoided direct or indirect engagement with Trump, trying to keep their distance from the lightning rod. Everyone's scrambling around Trump in some way, and it'll continue as long as the Donald is in the running. The laughs will keep coming.

Fox News' moderators during the big debate were Chris Wallace, Megyn Kelly, and Brett Baier. Each asked some surprisingly pointed questions of several of the candidates rather than serving up underhands and softballs. It was clear that part of the point of this first debate was to cull some of the herd, and Trump complained afterwards that he didn't think his questions were particularly fair (or balanced, wakka wakka wakka). It remains to be see if any culling will occur just one debate in. The next Fox-televised debates will be in Wisconsin in November (on Fox Business) and just ahead of the Iowa caucuses in January (on Fox News). Assuming the field remains as large as it is through Iowa, culling might continue to be the name of the game.

Let's do a brief rundown of the highlights, lowlights, winners, losers, and applause lines/zingers of the first Republican Presidential Debate.


Still from Community's Season 6 finale

Community is Probably Not Coming Back

There hasn't been a show with a more tumultuous existence than Community. Creators and cast constantly leaving and returning, seasons where fans outright hated the show, cancellations, and finally moving to the Internet only Yahoo Screen. The sixth season (the first part of the fan pushed hashtag joke #sixseasonsandamovie) came and went, and I absolutely loved it. In fact, the final episode, which should be the series finale, was the best Community had ever produced in the last two seasons and I'd even argue of the series overall. Few shows get a proper ending everyone agrees with, so all this talk about Community's maybe return is a little disheartening.

It all started with Joel McHale speaking to Metro Weekly about the show's unlikely return:

[Yahoo!] wanted to [give us another season]. But all of our contracts were up after six years. All the actors on the show, almost without exception — their stock has risen significantly and it’s out of the pay rate that is affordable to make the show. So you’re not going to be able to get Alison Brie or Gillian Jacobs at a normal television salary anymore. There is just not enough money to be able to pay for the show.

Then Deadline reported that Yahoo is still in talks, and Joel McHale tweeted the show wasn't canceled yet. So what's going to happen? The cast once expressed the desire to return for a Harmon written film, but they really should end it all here. Community lasted far longer than anyone thought it would, and there's no reason it should be dragged through the ground. Besides, everyone's moved on. So Community's probably not coming back, and as of this writing, there's no reason it should.

[via Deadline and Metro Weekly]


Ruby Hornet's The Weekly Swarm

[The Weekly Swarm] 7/26 - 8/2

Have you all recovered from Lollapalooza yet? We'll have more coming from the weekend later this week, but first - time to revisit last week's content in this installment of The Weekly Swarm! Highlights for last week's Weekly Swarm include our editorial on revisiting heroes as villains via Bill Cosby and Atticus Finch, a series recap of the Mission: Impossible films, trailers for Seth Rogen's The Night Before, Michael Bay's 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of BenghaziSpotlight, our recommendations for Lollapalooza, and more!

Check out our full list of content from last week below.

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Vilifying Our Heroes: How We Understand Our Problematic Faves

The Weekly Swarm Film

Series Recap - Mission: Impossible (1996)
Trailer for Victoria Teases Entire Film Shot in One Take
Seth Rogen Trips on Drugs in Red Band Trailer for The Night Before
Series Recap - Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Channing Tatum Might Leave Gambit Solo Film
Red Band Trailer for Michael Bay's Political Action/Drama, 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
The Boston Globe's Massachusetts Catholic Church Sex Scandal Dramatized in Trailer for Spotlight
Series Recap - Mission: Impossible 3 (2006)
Feel the Plight of the Chilean Miners in First Trailer for The 33
Series Recap - Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Brie Larson Destined for Breakout in Room Trailer
Ivan Reitman Shoots Down All-Male Ghostbusters Reboot Rumors
The Peanuts Movie Celebrates Franklin's Birthday
[Weekly Netflix Fix] Final July 2015 Update

The Weekly Swarm Music

Top Artists to See at Lollapalooza 2015
Watch the Lollapalooza 2015 Livestream Performances

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Key & Peele to End After This Season
[Review] MTV's Scream: Exposed
[Weekly Netflix Fix] Final July 2015 Update


Promotional photo for Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp

[Weekly Netflix Fix] Final July 2015 Update

The end of July is here, and with it comes an assortment of new Netflix Instant additions! As well all know, the highly-entertaining BoJack Horseman has returned for a second season (of which Bridjet reviewed recently). The other major addition to Netflix Instant is the Netflix-exclusive series, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, which is a prequel to the 2001 cult classic. Another personal recommendation is The Skeleton Twins, starring Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig.

Find all of the latest additions to Netflix Instant below!

BoJack Horseman: Season 2 
The Business of Being Born
Cantinflas
The Human Experiment  Invizimals: The Alliance Files
Tig
The True Cost
Glee: Season 6
Java Heat
Peace After Marriage
Je suis Femen
Set Fire to the Stars
Jim Norton: Contextually Inadequate
Teacher of the Year
Zero Motivation
The Avenging Eagle
Come Drink with Me
Hercules
Martial Arts of Shaolin
Out of the Dark
The Road to Fallujah
Shaolin Martial Arts
24 Days
The Guest
Sword of Vengeance
Dial a Prayer
52 Tuesdays
Comet
Marvel's Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.: Season 2
Almost Mercy
Donde Esta Elisa
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Season 5
Of Girls and Horses
Relaciones Peligrosas
Staten Island Summer
Still
Victoria
The Wrecking Crew
The New Black
The Skeleton Twins
Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp


Still from MTV's Scream episode 5

[Review] MTV's Scream: Exposed

All the things I've been complaining about the last few weeks (the uninteresting and unlikeable characters, the lack of immediacy, reliance on death to further interest) have come to a head. We're at the halfway point of the first (and hopefully only) season, and I'm in full on "hate watch" mode. The further the show distanced itself from the film series, and from its machinations, the further it's gone from actual entertainment. The only reason to watch now is to see how terrible it'll be by season end. I guess it's accomplished one thing: The viewer wants these character deaths.

Rather than care about who lives or who dies, here we are wanting everyone everywhere to stop doing things.

MTV's Scream Episode - Exposed

Continuing the trend from last week, this episode also lacked a character death to base an entire episode around so it had to find something else of importance to fill the gap. As part of the two bro dudes' weird hidden camera enterprise, they end up blackmailing Rich Girl Brooke's father, the Mayor as I forgot to mention last time, because he may or may not have killed his wife. This kind of world building is appreciated, but ultimately useless. Thanks to the lack of immediacy since a single slasher film's plot is being stretched out over ten hours, all of this feels like its wasting time. It's an intentional red herring without all of the finesse you'd come to expect from a better written murder mystery. The show wants us to both constantly guess who the slasher is while caring about the little goings on in the town. But it just hasn't earned that yet. Neither mystery is compelling. First of all, everyone in this show is terrible, including the main girl Emma, and capable of killing other characters. Before her sex video leaked, she totally had a hand in some of the other hidden video stuff (as seen in the pilot). So why should we care what happens to her?

Thankfully, Scream is starting to reel that back a bit. While she'll never be Sidney (I should stop comparing her to the main girl from the Scream films, it's just not fair), it's a bit more interesting to watch Emma take on this whole thing by herself. Since the Scream films were built on ensembles as it went on, they were able to bounce off of each character and make each of them interesting (i.e. rootable). But since the show lacks any appealing characters, it's backpedaling to make Emma as interesting as possible. She's taking this lone wolf route to fighting the killer as she refuses to trust anyone around her, and that's pretty neat. If she continues down this path, as shown by her ever increasing annoyance in dealing with the killer's constant contact, then the final episode of the season is bound to be interesting. It'll be a full on fight. That is, assuming the series plans to reveal the killer at season end. If not, I guess I'll never find out who it is because I won't be around for season 2.

Buuuuut, that's not to say I can't hate watch the rest of this season. Nothing's more therapeutic than complaining about bad TV.

Still from MTV's Scream - Exposed

Assorted Musings: 

  • Emma's Mom and Sheriff cop guy make out for some reason. I haven't been paying enough attention to their story to care, so I'm sorry.
  • Every make out scene is punctuated by a cheesy single MTV is trying to oush out and it makes everything just a bit more hilarious.
  • Skeet Ulrich mustache transfer student returns in this episode, and if he isn't one of the killers I'd be totally surprised. Also he has sex with Emma in a field at like midnight. So creepy.
  • As part of all that, he shows Emma how to fire a gun. It breaks so many slasher movie rules; I hate the concept of it. Also, it just reminded me of that one hilarious Futurama quote, "Why need courage when you have...a gun!"