[Review] Man Seeking Woman

There are a few shows on television that bring artistic originality to the table while being undoubtedly hilarious. There’s also a fine line when it comes to intelligent comedy and alternative comedy. In some cases, the line is blurred. Much like my Silicon Valley review, the new FXX show, Man Seeking Woman, has me utterly captivated by the somewhat campy, yet refined comedic rendition of literary boy-wonder Simon Rich’s novel, The Last Girlfriend On Earth: And Other Love Stories. This show is daring, absurd and relatable to anyone who has ever felt like love was out of their reach.

A little background about the novel is that Simon Rich is one of the world’s youngest and funniest writers in the literary community. Graduating from the prestigious Harvard University after becoming president of the iconic Harvard Lampoon, he landed a gig as the youngest writer for Saturday Night Live at just 24 years old. Within his first year he was nominated for an Emmy for his work on SNL. Later, he moved onto being a staff writer at Pixar. While he’s only 30 years old, he has published numerous humor novels and columns in the New Yorker similar to the style of acting played on the show. His book, The Last Girlfriend On Earth: And Other Love Stories, throws readers into a semi-fantasy world where impossible obstacles are put in front of him in order to get over a messy break-up and get back into the dating world.

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The show's key players, Jay Baruchel and Eric Andre, seemed like polar opposites when the show began based off Baruchel’s typecast of being a total granola, white dude and Andre’s chaotic, alternative comedy endeavour of The Eric Andre Show. Yet, when you see how Josh Greenberg (Baruchel) and Mike (Eric Andre) interact with each other, it comes as no surprise that they play off each other’s weaknesses. The show begins when Josh’s college girlfriend, Maggie, breaks up with him and in a desperate funk, Josh tries to be cope by attempting to get over his fear of meeting women, going on dates, talking to his mother and “finding himself.” With the help (or lack there of) of Mike and his sister Liz, Josh learns how to date in a world where love seems to fall into the category of being a necessity rather than a natural rite of passage in life for people in their mid-twenties.

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Problems that range from being set up on a blind date with an actual troll, finding out Maggie is dating Adolf Hitler (see video below), faking his own death to get out of a camping trip and becoming jealous of his short-lived girlfriend’s best friend, a tentacled Japanese penis monster, are all obstacles for Josh in the game of love. Man Seeking Woman adds depth to exploring love while bringing in nonsensical humor to the audience. With underlying themes such as finding the right girl, knowing when love is real and knowing when it’s not, the show puts authentic situations into play without leaving the viewers feeling heavy-hearted. If anything, viewers should feel connected to Josh; he’s the poster boy for “nice guys finish last” in a world full of alpha males who avoid love like it’s a prison sentence.

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The target audience is the millennial demographic, who seem to be completely consumed by superficial dating apps and drinking too much, which is addressed in the show as well. Yet, the show uncovers the compassionate side of Josh whenever he fails at trying to find, leave and sometimes, force these “love-y dove-y” feelings upon himself and the women in each episode. The dialogue is brief, to the point and easy to follow for audiences who are used to the antics that each actor portray in their previous work. Their real life situations of trying to find love in an unlovable world are backed by off-the-wall predicaments like having a priest perform an exorcism on your ex-girlfriend’s belongings that just won’t leave you alone or having to attend a destination wedding in actual hell. Better yet, your ex-girlfriend is at the same table as you. These are some of the weird comparisons and “what if” imaginative ideas everyone has thought about when given the short end of the stick of love. If you’re anything like Josh, there is a small glimmer of hope that you don’t have to go through it alone. You can catch the last couple of episodes on FXX at 10:30pm EST.


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[The Weekly Swarm] 2/23 - 3/1

Welcome to the latest installment of The Weekly Swarm. Things are looking a bit different around these parts, aren't they? We'll have more on that later on. For now, take a trip down memory lane and re-visit some of last week's content, including some celebrity portraits from Vanity Fair's 2015 Oscars party, Hubert's review of My Life as Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, Travis's review of BadBadNotGood and Ghostface Killah's collaborative album, Sour Soul, and Xander's reviews of the Parks & Recreation's series finale, the latest episode of Agent Carter, and the Victoria's Secret Swim Special.

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Free for the Next Day: Vodou, Voodoo and the Field Museum
Insta-Celebrity Portraits from Vanity Fair's 2015 Oscar Party

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87th Oscars Winners
[Review] My Life Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn

WeeklyMusic

[Review] BadBadNotGood and Ghostface Killah: "Sour Soul"

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[This Week In TV] Parks & Recreation, Agent Carter, Victoria's Secret Swim Special


[This Week In TV] Parks & Recreation, Agent Carter, Victoria's Secret Swim Special

This Week in TV is a weekly feature reviewing the best, worst and most interesting episodes of television from the past seven days. The plan is to cover a wide variety of shows, but not always the same ones each week, so let us know in the comments which ones you’d particularly like to read about. This week sees the series finale of Parks & Recreation, Agent Carter reach the end of its eight-episode run, and Victoria's Secret draping semi-naked women across our televisions just because it can.

Parks & Recreation  - "One Last Ride"

The outpouring of grief in certain corners of the internet over Parks & Rec's final farewell would seem disproportionate on the surface for a show which never did especially well in the ratings and whose output varied in quality over its final few seasons. It wouldn't be the first show to be lauded by a small but passionate internet fanbase - one need only look to Chuck or Community for shows whose very survival depended on it - but Parks seems to have struck a more personal and emotional chord with its fanbase than almost any other show to have gone before. The most passionate tributes to 30 Rock, for instance, came from women inspired by Tina Fey giving her sex a real voice in the television comedy landscape and, through her magnificent alter-ego, Liz Lemon, permission to be every bit as ridiculous as the men around her. Parks & Rec wasn't shy about its feminist leanings, but its audience seems to reach far beyond those narrow parameters: whether men or women, fans or critics, feminist or apolitical, even the Indiana tourist board, it seemed that no matter where you looked, love for the show was all around.

While I can hardly pretend to speak for such a wide variety of people, my personal feeling is that the intense passion so many felt for the show most likely grew out of one of its simplest, but most gently powerful characteristics: it was a show which, at its core, was kind. Leslie Knope may have overcome no shortage of cartoon villains during her time in Pawnee - Tammy II and Councilman Jamm being among the most memorable - but her greatest triumphs were rooted in empathy and understanding. Fiercely competitive and ambitious though Leslie was, her willingness to listen and make the right choices stood her apart at a time when the TV landscape was dominated by comedy born out of cynicism and drama portraying tortured anti-heroes navigating bleak ethical landscapes.

Parks & Rec was a beacon of light, embodied first and foremost by Leslie but enhanced by the affectionate and well-meaning doofuses she called her friends and colleagues, each representing their own corner of American life. In Ron f**kin' Swanson, she found her closest friend in a man seemingly her polar opposite: a gruff, anti-social conservative whose keenest interest in big government was trying to sabotage it at every opportunity, all while cultivating TV's greatest moustache. From Ann, April and Andy came the voices of youth trying to find their place in the world (or in Chris Pratt's place, the galaxy); Tom and Donna were livewire portrayals of people from underrepresented races making the American Dream their own; Ben was a positive voice for nerddom, Chris for the high-achievers. Pawnee was a place where everyone was welcome. Well, except Mark Brendanawicz.

As for the finale itself? Well, as has been the trend over the past few seasons, it got the sentiment right even if the pacing and humour were sometimes a little lacking. The structure, Six Feet Under inflected, meant the story moved in fits and starts and the eponymous 'last ride' never felt like much of a struggle or an achievement for any of the characters. However, as a farewell to this wonderful cast of characters, it did right by all of them, perhaps none moreso than in leaving Ron canoeing serenely across a vast lake, having found total contentment. April got one last piece of wonderful Leslie advice, Ann and Chris made a brief but charming return, and there was one last, magnificent dig at a public library. In short, it offered an hour-long encapsulation of everything which made Parks special to so many, and no-one could ask for much more than that.

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Agent Carter - "Valediction"

Another feminist show to take its bow this week was Marvel's Agent Carter, which, like Parks, has enjoyed some critical acclaim even while never quite becoming as much of a ratings hit as expected. The show took a while to find its feet, leaning too heavily at first on some eye-rollingly unsubtle representations of post-war discrimination, and plotting which worked passably well for individual episodes but struggled to establish a compelling or coherent bigger picture.

What kept it on track throughout was the performance of Hayley Atwell, at times single-handedly dragging the show forward through sheer force of charisma. While Peggy's characterisation on the page was never really extended beyond a hyper-competent woman fighting for a place in a world of powerful but ignorant men, Atwell filled in the details with effortless grace, bringing humour and suggesting a sympathetic heart beating beneath her charaacter's closed exterior. While the show's one-note feminism offered more crowd-pleasing than nuance, Atwell's transformation of Peggy into someone more fully developed than your stereotypical 'strong woman' was instrumental in drawing the audience onto her side and making each of her triumphs truly gratifying.

A shame, then, that 'Valediction' took much of the finale of Peggy's own show out of her hands and repositioned it to revolve around - yes - a powerful but ignorant man. Howard Stark may be one of the most important supporting characters in Marvel's canon, but making him the centrepiece of Agent Carter's serialised plotline detracted from the series' central feminist message and at the final hurdle, diminished its core strength - Atwell's Carter. It didn't help that Stark is, like most of the men in the show, a rather one-dimension buffoon. Dominic Cooper played the role as written, but the performance was still a grating one, with everything from the syrupy accent to the smug grin making the character more than a little unbearable across a full episode.

Still, while nowhere near as exciting as the penultimate episode, 'Snafu', 'Valediction' was a solidly enjoyable hour despite its self-inflicted obstacles. It improved markedly once Peggy started to take charge of proceedings: while Dottie needed more time to fully register as a villain, her fight with Peggy was decent value and should the series return, she will be a very welcome part of it. Peggy talking Howard down from attacking New York also gave a satisfying pay-off to her mouring of Steve Rogers, with Atwell, of course, nailing every emotional beat. Agent Carter may still only be a good show when it has all the ingredients to be a sensational one, but in Atwell it has a genuine star whom it would be very sad not to see return for a second run.

Victoria's Secret Swim Special

Victoria's Secret Swim Special

It's a hard life being a television critic. Sometimes you just have to sit down, steel yourself, and watch a full hour of the world's hottest models prance about in miniscule bikinis on gorgeous tropical beaches for review, because, well, it's your damn job. No, no, don't feel the need to send letters of thanks. These are the sacrifices we make; extensive rewinding, pausing and all.

So, the Swim Special. In a gripping narrative, the Angels turn up in Puerto Rico to shoot photos for the Victoria Secret swimsuit catalogue, with the dramatic stakes terrifyingly high as each model competes to claim the much sought-after cover. Lily Aldridge, owner of a body so celestial you'd think planets would revolve around it, is up first, proving herself a master of understatement by describing the shoot as 'epic' and 'legendary'. Truly, hers is a task Heracles would wilt to face, having to overcome crippling vertigo by climbing a small ladder onto a moderately sized boulder. Brave Lily is for this applauded by the crew with the joy traditionally reserved for a returning war hero. Meanwhile, the eternally chipper Behati Prinsloo is busy derping about in town, pretending to take photographs before meeting up with her Puerto Rican chum, Joan Smalls, to try out some local dancing. Compelling stuff indeed, but not exactly showing the kind of dedication required to bag a prestigious *cough* cover. Having recovered from her traumatic experience on the boulder, Lily Aldridge heads off to do an underwater shoot with Alessandra Ambrosio. Alessandra has done these before, but Lily hasn't and, once again, is utterly terrified. However, in a stunning twist, bad weather forces them to head back to land, where Lily gets to roll around in the surf instead. Triumphant music emphasizes the scale of her success.

Next, we check in with Candice Swanepoel, who has dominated the swimsuit catalogue cover for the past few years. Photographer Russell James, barely able to hide his smugness at having a much better job than you, describes her shoot as 'illegal'. No-one's entirely sure what this means, but fortunately there are no arrests. However, just as everyone's settling in, villains Maroon 5 turn up and their devastating show of corporate rock mediocrity kills all known boners dead. The Angels recover from this disaster with meditation and yoga, achieving zen enlightenment courtesy of VS' line in overpriced exercise gear. Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls then muck about with a pony for a bit, before the girls head into town for a night of celebration with Colombian crooner, Juanes. Unlike Maroon 5, he actually has an audience, who dance the night away amid domino-playing natives. With everyone else presumably ferociously hung over, Jasmine Tookes turns up briefly as a distraction before promptly disappearing again. Having recovered from their night of drink, drugs and dominos, the final four - Prinsloo, Aldridge, Swanepoel and Ambrosio, decked out in Top Gun sunglasses - engage in a decisive volleyball competition. TO THE DEATH. Or maybe not. Anyway, there's disappointingly little match action and most of the drama is relayed through the camera focusing at length on the scoreboard, which may set a new standard for streamlined sports coverage.

Underdogs Behati and Lily beat the odds to emerge victorious, followed by much celebration and spooning. Or maybe I dreamt that last part. Anyway, Lily's victory speech to the other girls couldn't be any more patronising if she tried ("You're great sports and you look beautiful.") and she chest-bumps Behati, which almost made me go blind. Alessandra says she'll look back on all this one day as 'an incredible time in her life', which seems a bit pessimistic. Little does she know but there's to be no happy ending: Maroon 5 return and the Angels dance with contractually obligated enthusiasm to their bland warblings. Amusingly, no-one else bothered to show up. Adam Levine gets a kiss from his wife, Behati, and it's all very disheartening. Overall, a downbeat ending sours an otherwise nerve-janglingly dramatic television event that doesn't quite come together as whole, but hardly matters since most of its target audience will probably have watched it in periods of no more than four minutes at a time anyway. Also, I think Lily Aldridge owns my soul now.


[This Week In TV] Gotham, Big Bang Theory, Vikings, Girls

This Week in TV is a weekly feature reviewing the best, worst and most interesting episodes of television from the past seven days. The plan is to cover a wide variety of shows, but not always the same ones each week, so let us know in the comments which ones you’d particularly like to read about. This week sees the Clown Prince Of Crime (possibly) make his entrance in Gotham, a death in the family in The Big Bang Theory, Vikings set sail for England and Hannah returning home to find her life in ruins once again in Girls.

Gotham - 'The Blind Fortune Teller'. Gotham feels on the verge of going full circle into becoming a parody of itself. Afflicted from the beginning with a case of severe tonal discord, the show seems to have doubled down on the lunacy with every passing week while intermittently still trying to engage viewers with what it tries to pass off as serious drama. The cases of the week are often grizzly affairs, yet interspersed with moments of baffling ridiculousness such as Gordon deciding the best way to locate a missing person is to... release and follow their pet snake? True, plots set in circuses have always dabbled in the outlandish even in more serious-minded shows, but Gotham has so comprehensively failed to establish the kind of show it wants to be, bouncing between ploddingly uninventive procedural and overwrought and underdeveloped comic book series, that such inexplicable flourishes just feel like the latest of far too many dunderheaded narrative choices.

The characters, too, seem to be getting more exaggerated. Oswald Cobblepot may have started out as a mummy's boy, but was also a devious criminal mastermind.  Now he's so in thrall to her that he'll willfully indulge her delusions even if it means undermining his hard-won standing in the underworld. Fish Mooney, never knowingly understated, is now delivering speeches while standing on top of a kneeling man. Catwoman and Ivy are reduced to temporary stylists for Barbara, who must surely rank as one of the most pointless characters in television history. As for the love-in between Gordon and Dr. Thompson, their reactions to everything are so loopily broad and out of nowhere (Dr. Thompson is suddenly really, really excited about solving a cryptic clue from a psychic, because why not?) that you have to wonder if the cast have finally realised what a complete mess their show is and decided to ham up every clunky exchange just to see what they can get away with.

It's appropriate, then, that this is the point the show chooses to introduce its Joker, or at least heavily hint that way without outright declaring it, a child called Jerome who is just as schizophrenic as the show he's been plonked into. To his credit, the young actor portraying him, Cameron Monaghan, is fantastic, overacting in just the right way - as opposed to the show's insufferable takes on Edward Nigma and Harvey Dent, for instance - and snapping between Nicholson and Ledger with palpably unhinged ferocity. I don't particularly like the idea of the character being given one conclusive origin story (especially one so mundane, with yet more mother issues) but Monaghan plays his cards with stupendous relish, immediately becoming the most interesting player in the show's overblown roster. Hopefully there'll be more of him to come, because god knows it's becoming increasingly difficult to pick out anything else to look forward to in a show gradually sinking under its own weight.

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The Big Bang Theory - "The Comic Book Store Regeneration". When it's on form, I'm actually a fan of Big Bang. Its characters have been intelligently developed over the years and the writers have steadily pushed out the uglier elements from the show's early days. True, it still has the bad habit of laughing at its characters rather than with them, but there's a lot more sincere affection for them than there used to be and the addition of Amy and Bernadette introduced a more balanced female perspective that offered new sources of comedy whilst forcing Penny to develop into a more distinct character than 'hot blonde across the hall'. Prior to that, the only alternate female voice - literally - was Howard's mother, a shrill and insufferable Jewish stereotype whose off-screen presence was used almost exclusively to make uncomfortable jokes about her weight and hygiene. Despite the faultless commitment of actress Carol Ann Susi, the character was never allowed to develop beyond those problematic roots.

What a shame that was, because it is difficult not to reflect on how much more Susi deserved out of her swansong role following a long and successful career in television and on stage. Her passing in November of last year meant Big Bang was to finally lose the difficult Mrs Wolowitz under the worst possible circumstances and without the chance to grow the character into someone more deserving of the talent behind her voice. In-keeping with a season which has struggled to reach anything approaching the highs of last year, 'The Comic Book Store Regeneration' was for the most part a bewilderingly flat half-hour that held back its major development - Mrs Wolowitz' death - until the final minutes, even though the material leading up to it felt like the most tedious kind of padding (Nathan Fillion's utterly pointless cameo) and retreading barren ground (Howard's feud with Stewart). While the announcement of the death was delivered in a strangely graceless manner - Howard wandering around aimlessly for a moment before declaring "My mom died" out of nowhere - the final scene at least provided a sincere tribute to the character and Suzi by proxy, with Sheldon's sweet consolation to his grieving friend an effective nod to how the character has grown. Hopefully next week's episode, 'The Intimacy Acceleration', will continue to explore Mrs Wolowitz and Carol Ann Suzi's legacy on the show, because while sweet enough in its limited way, leaving the tribute until the final five minutes felt utterly inadequate as recognition for one of the show's most enduring performers, for better (the actress) or worse (the character).

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Vikings - "Mercenary". I haven't seen a lot of Vikings, but the show has slowly grown into a bonefide ratings and critical hit over its two preceding seasons. At the end of last season, protagonist Ragnar became king by outmanoeuvering and killing the deceitful Horik. Ragnar, a former farmer, is at once a natural leader and an outsider within his own people: a man of foresight and peace, whose first interest is finding somewhere to settle down and make a home even while enjoying his obvious talent for leadership and combat. It's not especially unusual for a historical drama to show a character caught between his civilised intellect and more primal urges encouraged by the society around him, but Vikings has done a terrific job establishing a world echoing its hero's conflict: on the verge of civilisation, yet not quite ready to abandon the rule of the sword.

That dichotomy was at the core of the drama in 'Mercenary', Vikings' third season premiere. Having negotiated a settlement with King Ecbert Wessex (read: England) that would seemingly guarantee peaceful co-existence between their two peoples, Ragnar discovers Ecbert wishes to add an addendum to their deal, using the Vikings' combat prowess to defeat his rivals and secure his dominion of the kingdom. Ragnar and his men reluctantly agree, leading to a climactic battle in which they storm one of the two armies which have flanked their longboats on either side of a bay. It's a well-staged sequence, if a little lacking in momentum due to the ease with which the Vikings repel the onslaught of arrows sent their way before ploughing fearlessly into the opposing army, which offers little serious resistance. It helps that the scene comes at the end of an episode a little too dialogue-heavy for its own good, laying out the key dramatic notes for the season ahead (as all premieres must) but falling back too often on telling rather than showing. Still, it's solid enough stuff and Floki's total inability to handle how kind and loving his wife is was a fantastically funny break from the seriousness elsewhere. It may have felt a little leaden-footed on its own, but the groundwork laid in Mercenary was promising enough to offer encouraging signs for the state of the season ahead.

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Girls - "Sit In". Hannah Horvath's continual dipping in and out of existential despair is a well Girls has gone to time and time again, yet one that never seems to run dry of fantastic material. Happy Hannah is mostly fun when we can see her setting up her own inevitable downfall, but Lena Dunham seems to take perverse delight in making every one of those falls back down to earth even more shameful and rooted in blind self-absorbtion than the last. When Marnie - Marnie! - is able to see the situation clearly enough to offer sensible advice, it's probably best to admit you've probably made a huge mistake. Having abandoned her writing course in Iowa after alienating every single one of her (admittedly unpleasant) fellow students, Hannah returns home to find boyfriend Adam shacked up in her flat with new girlfriend Mimi-Rose Howard, or as she is delightfully described, "a girl's name and a boy's name with a flower stuck in the middle". Her old friends don't seem all that delighted to see her either, having felt that she'd abandoned them just as they were on the cusp of rekindling their lives and friendship. As if it couldn't get any worse, Mimi-Rose seems to be exactly the kind of honestly reflective, if undeniably pretentious, creative spirit Hannah wishes she could be.

'Sit In' takes place entirely within Hannah's flat, with almost the entire main cast of characters turning up in sequence. Jessa and Shosh go first, with Jessa taking no time at all to insult Adam for making Marnie his first choice call and reminding everyone why a well-delivered 'twat' can be one of the funniest single words in the English language (see also: Red Dwarf). It's a lovely example of everything Girls does so well at its best, at once mercilessly humiliating Hannah for laughs - oh, that bucket - while offering just enough sympathy for the insecurities and doubts of this most unintentionally self-destructive of characters to not feel vindictive. The other characters were there to either remind Hannah of how she'd let them down or offer amusingly overbearing amounts of sympathy for the breakdown of her relationship with Adam (you'd think the series had relocated to England given the amount of tea on offer, itself subject to a great piece of Horvath incredulity), with inspired one-liners coming thick and fast ("This isn't one of your more convincing fake showers!") and some fabulous visual gags, such as the uncomfortably extended hug-turned-weirdly-sexual-something in the screencap above. Still, if all else fails, at least Hannah can take comfort from knowing she's now got Marnie as a soulmate. Right...?


[American Idol-izer] Top 24 Revealed

After a few weeks of auditions and drama, we've finally got our Top 24 contestants for American Idol XIV. While I don't particularly agree with some of the decisions, unlike other years, I'm okay with the spread overall (even if it skews very, very young this year) There was one moment in particular that irked me during the "Green Mile" process (Why do they call it that?), and I'll get to that in a bit. But if you've been following the posts I've written for this show so far, you already have a jist of my opinions.

So, without further ado, here are the Top 24 finalists heading to the live shows next week (where voting begins) arranged by how much I'm rooting for them.

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[Weekly Netflix Fix] Fluffy Returns

Another week, another round-up of Netflix Instant updates. This week's update features family-friendly films, like Earth to Echo. Anime fans will enjoy the Full Metal Alchemist films. Everybody else might want to kick back and laugh with Gabriel Iglesias' The Fluffy Movie. Find out all of the new additions below.

Earth to Echo
The Fluffy Movie
In Secret
Akmal: Life of Akmal
Arj Barker: Joy Harvest
Carl Barron: A One Ended Stick
David Strassman: Careful What You Wish For
The Last House on Cemetery Lane
The Overnighters
Through a Lens Darkly: Black Photographers
Felony
Goddess of Marriage
The Moon Embracing the Sun
Save the Date
The Moon Embracing the Sun: Season 1
Bhopal: A Prayer for Rain
Chandni
Closure
Darr
Ek Tha Tiger
Exile Nation: The Plastic People
I Am Not a Hipster
Ladies vs Ricky Bahl
Land Girls
The Man on Her Mind
My Animal Friends
Plastic Paradise
Prince of Broadway
My Animal Friends: Season 1
Land Girls: Series 1
Land Girls: Series 2
Land Girls: Series 3
Stephanie in the Water
Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story
Tabloid Truth
Wounded: The Battle Back Home
Lab Rats
Lab Rats: Season 1
Lab Rats: Season 2
Virunga: Gorillas in Peril
Bad Turn Worse
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Star of Milos
Mako Mermaids: An H2O Adventure: Season 2
Honeymoon
The House at the End of Time
Moonphase
Scary Movie 5
Grounded for Life: Season 1
Moonphase: Season 1
Stella and Sam: Season 1
Grounded for Life: Season 2
Grounded for Life: Season 3
Grounded for Life: Season 4
Grounded for Life: Season 5
Summer of Blood
The Two Faces of January
Young Ones


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[American Idol-izer] Hollywood Week(s)

One of my favorite parts of American Idol is Hollywood Week. Through its fourteen season run, the arduous week of auditions, which include a solo round, a group number, and two follow up solo auditions, narrows the 300 something contestants into an eensy Top 24. Agree or disagree on whether or not each singer deserves their spot as much as you like, but we can all agree how wonderfully dramatic all of it is. Taking advantage of how staged the process is, and AI's usually goofy editing, Hollywood Week is always the best reality TV money can buy.

For Season XIV, it's been a bit different. With fewer spills, fewer breakdowns, but many more talented contestants, there's been less of a focus on the crazy stuff. It's better for everyone that way anyway. Let's go over the highlights of  the last two weeks of this, uh, single week.

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Hollywood Week Part 1 (2/4/15)

Last season, the first part of Hollywood Week had the most interesting change yet. The folks who didn't get three yeses during the city auditions had to audition once more in some abandoned airline hangar somewhere all Mad Max style. It was incredibly nerve wracking as you could see contestants crumble over the shake up. Then the coolest part of all of that was the idols to be were placed on two different buses, one going to Hollywood and one to the airport to take them back home. I was hoping for a huge shake up to follow during this season, but was unfortunately given none of that. Instead we got a consequence free (as no one was sent home despite wonky performances) day of performances from the auditioners who stood out the most.

But it wasn't all bad. Jax was the highlight (I'm rooting for you, girl) and one girl fell under the pressure because she felt she need to get her parents "out of the hood." That's way too much pressure for a child to bear, but luckily she's pulled it together long enough to perform.

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Hollywood Week Part 2 (2/5/15)

So this is where all the good stuff started. The group rounds have always led to the juiciest edits as the round naturally creates villains and in-fighting among team members. Some team members go to sleep before others, people blame each other for faulty performances, and so on. But this year we didn't get any of that. The only drama we got was when one girl, Alexis Granville, couldn't find a group, joins a group full of folks I don't like (and Jax) and almost passes out due to panic attacks. This also meant the episode ended on a cliffhanger for some reason. The problem was I didn't care about this girl. They haven't shown any of her auditions in full, and her singing voice is nowhere near the level of the others.

One thing has bothered me since Simon (and to a lesser extent, Nikki Minaj) left that ties in to all this: the constant "kid gloves." In years past, if a contestant forgot the lyrics or broke down under pressure, they'd be sent home instantly. It showed how little experience they had and how they'd fare during the live shows. We shouldn't be getting situations like this anymore. We all know Alexis Grendel won't make the cut, so why make a big deal?

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Hollywood Week Part 3 (2/11/15)

Surprisingly, Alexis makes the cut. She still made it to the next solo round for some reason while arguably more deserving contestants like Rocky, who called and told his mom their life was going to change before getting cut. Ugh, it was heartbreaking. But at least there were some good group auditions. Blvd. (which was comprised of my early faves Cody Fry and Rayvon Owen) was fantastic and Ladies Keep Your Clothes On (formed with precocious youngsters that're all probably going to make the Top 24). All in all, nothing big happened here.

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Hollywood Week Part 4 (2/12/15)

After the group rounds, the remaining 100 something contestants go through one more solo round before getting cut to the Top 48. Here's were it got particularly frustrating as lots of great folks went home for stupid reasons. Jess Lamb (who I pointed out in my first article for the season for her piano audition), and Adam Lasher (Carlos Santana's nephew) who both delivered great Hollywood week performances. It all seems strange when a contestant like Joey Cook, great as she is, can forget her lines twice and still make it through or Nick Fradiani is praised as "experienced" at age 28 when Jess Lamb was more "beaten down" at age 29.

But it wasn't all bad news. One standout solo in particular was Quentin Alexander, the extremely cool and stylish contestant would be missed if he didn't make the final cut. There's no way he's not making the Top 24. Also, Alexis Granville was finally sent home after she broke down again and failed to sing on key. No more free passes, so yay!

That's it for this catch up! This week takes the Top 48 to the House of Blues where they'll perform once last time before the Top 24 is officially revealed. Rumor has it something big went down during the performance so I can't wait to see what comes next.


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This Week in TV is a new weekly feature reviewing the best, worst and most interesting episodes of television from the past seven days. The plan is to cover a wide variety of shows, but not always the same ones each week, so let us know in the comments which ones you’d particularly like to read about. This week takes in the two episodes marking Better Call Saul's series debut, Law & Order SVU's take on the Gamergate controversy, Constantine's season finale and a Wheel Of Time pilot made and released under inauspicious circumstances and starring Billy Zane, as though things weren't bad enough already.