The anti-phone policies at the Alamo Drafthouse are no joke. Whether they’re expressed through funny “Don’t Talk or Text” PSA videos (recently featuring the cast of The World’s End and Before Midnight) or banning Madonna, the powers that be behind the Alamo take the film experience very seriously. Yet, there are still those general filmgoers who would rather ruin the experience for everybody rather than stepping aside or waiting to return a text or call.

It’s gotten to a point where the iPhone’s Siri has become sentient, as illustrated in this brilliant new “Don’t Talk” PSA. Maybe the next time you consider texting or making a call through your iPhone, you’ll think better of it. Siri knows all of your secrets, after all. Check out the video below!

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