[The Weekly Swarm] 7/6 - 7/12
It's yet another rain-filled, gloomy Monday morning in Chicago. The forecast for the week isn't looking too good, and with Pitchfork later this weekend, all I can think of is how muddy and wet we're gonna be. Nevertheless, I'm finally excited for Pitchfork and for the clouds to open up and give us the proper summer we needed after this past winter's dreadful cold.
Last week was a great one here at Ruby Hornet. In case you missed any of our articles, check everything out below in The Weekly Swarm! Some of my personal highlights include Danielle's trip to a Russian bathhouse, Oswald's very personal essay on how The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air changed his life, Hubert's editorial on Cartel Land and how it illustrates the War on Drugs will never end, Angela's photos and recap from Weezer's set at the Taste of Chicago, and the triumphant return of BattleBots!
Warren Ellis To Write New James Bond 007 Comic Series
To Beat or Not to Beat: Sweating in a Russian Bathhouse
America and Japan Are Going to Have a Giant Robot Duel
How the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Spearheaded My Sexual Awakening
[Review] Terminator: Genisys
New Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Photos
Marisa Tomei Cast as Aunt May in Spider-Man Reboot
Ben Affleck Directing and Starring in Solo Batman Film Written by Geoff Johns
Cartel Land Shows Why the War on Drugs May Be Unwinnable
Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" Video is Bananas
[Playlist of the Week] 10 Songs for America
[RH Photos] Weezer Headlines at the 35th Annual Taste of Chicago
Harry Shearer Returns to The Simpsons
Did This Week's UnREAL Go Too Far?
Marvel's Daredevil Finds Its Elektra In Elodie Yung
[Review] MTV's Scream: Hello, Emma
Pure Mechanized Carnage: The Return of BattleBots
How the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Spearheaded My Sexual Awakening
[Review] MTV's Scream: Hello, Emma
After watching the first episode of MTV's Scream TV adaptation, I had no idea how to feel. It wasn't good enough to be considered legitimately entertaining, and it wasn't bad enough to be illegitimately entertaining. The worst part of it all was the poorly written dialogue. And considering the pilot episode was written by film series' writer Kevin Williamson, I had no idea who or what to blame. But a show is never as wonky as its series premiere, so I had a little bit of hope going into episode two.
From the looks of "Hello, Emma," we're heading into "so bad, it's good" territory with this show and I want to see where it leads.
Episode two essentially follows the same formula as the pilot as it leads off with a teen death that somewhat spurs the plot along. As a fallout from being outed by an internet video filmed by main girl Emma and previous victim Nina, shy Christian girl Rachel cuts herself (with razor blades sitting in a heart container, go figure) and eventually is hung by the killer. As everyone continues to not care (and I had a hard time myself since we've only seen people killed in the episode they were introduced), main girl Emma continues to prove she's just the worst. Not only did she passively bully her former best friend, she also is torn between a terribly conceived love triangle between her jerk jock boyfriend and the mysterious new transfer student with the Skeet Ulrich mustache (who's probably also the killer). We end up at a random basketball game, the nerd guy Noah paints "Doosh" on some jerk guy's truck and goes on a date with the cute nerdy girl, and the killer reveals his masked face to the populace.
Importantly, we got an explanation for the new mask. It's apparently the face of the Lakewood's first killer Brandon James, but it still doesn't save it from looking wonky. And although Scream 4 already dealt with current technology in a cool, interesting way, I'm surprised it took until a TV show to send a mass .gif image. We also got more screen time with the killer's voice and, like in Scream 3, he's got a voice changing device. Hopefully the newly introduced Courtney Cox stand in, Piper Shaw (a podcaster, since news is so old fashioned now), can do something about that. But I'm still having a hard time connecting with any of the characters I keep getting told I'm supposed to care about.
I don't think we're supposed to. When you get moments like a random extra speaking super loudly in the bathroom "They've got blood on their hands" to absolutely no one but Emma sitting in the stall, we're just supposed to enjoy how hyper aware and terrible this is. The fun's starting to poke out of the seams, and "Hello, Emma" is actually filled with a few entertaining sequences. Still not perfect, but not as bad as before. Emma is nowhere as badass as Sidney Prescott yet.
Assorted Musings:
- Hey I remembered names now! Not that it does anything for character development...
- I can't get over how terrible Skeet Ulrich mustache guy's hair is.
- Got to admit, the "Doosh" gag got a good laugh out of me since no one bothered to point out it was spelled badly.
- Did Emma and her mom really share a moment over her friend's dead and open body?
- This episode featured a sloppy hanging death (where the killer actually moved the death scene and showed inexperience not found in the films), but it's a neat way to get around the show's gore-less situation.
- More Piper Shaw please.
Marvel's Daredevil Finds Its Elektra In Elodie Yung
Marvel have announced the casting of French-Cambodian actress Élodie Yung as Elektra in the upcoming second season of Daredevil on Netflix. Yung is well versed in the action genre, having played Jinx, a ninja, in 2013's hopeless G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Marvel's Jeph Loeb described Yung as 'the perfect actress to embody both Elektra’s impressive and deadly physicality, as well as her psychological complexity. Paired with Charlie as Matt Murdock, the two will bring one of the most beloved and tumultuous comic book relationships to life with all the accompanying sparks and spectacular action sequences the show is known for.'
There will likely be some curiosity over whether Yung's interpretation of the character will see some changes to her history. In the comics, Elektra is a Greek woman who trains in martial arts following the deaths of her parents. She shares a mentor with Matt Murdock in the shape of Stick, played by Scott Glenn in the series, despite her later choosing to ally herself with The Hand, a sect of ninja assassins who have been hinted at as a long-term threat. Given Yung's heritage, it is also possible her Elektra will be linked in some capacity to Nobu, a ninja-turned-businessman who, prior to his fiery death at Murdock's hands, was allied to both Wilson Fisk and a clan with a strong resemblance to The Hand. That's strictly speculation, but with Jon Bernthal also joining the series as Frank Castle, aka The Punisher, there will be no shortage of fan favourites in play when the series returns in 2016.
[via Marvel]
Did This Week's UnREAL Go Too Far?
UnREAL, Lifetime's new drama about a devious young television producer working on a fictionalised version of The Bachelor, was renewed for a second season earlier this week on the back of a wave of critical adoration. The show has managed to find traction with a much younger audience than the network's typical output, while the performances of Shiri Appleby and Constance Zimmer have attracted awards buzz. In other words, the show is giving Lifetime the reach, attention and respectability it has rarely enjoyed before, all while staying true to its essential remit of producing compelling women-oriented television.
Where that might typically mean the schlocky silliness epitomised by Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell's parody, A Deadly Adoption, which the network gamely aired earlier this year, UnREAL isn't without its soapy plot twists but grounds them with a cast of complex characters whose moral compromises provide much of the show's real tension. The setting, a barely-disguised riff on The Bachelor entitled Everlasting, is its own little slice of brilliance, allowing the writers to employ the over-the-top melodrama so typical of reality TV, with the caveat that such contrivances exist because the characters are working overtime to make them happen. It's an inspired conceit, for which creators Marti Noxon and Sarah Gertrude Shapiro deserve great credit. It's no surprise that Shapiro is herself a Bachelor veteran, while Noxon previously worked on Buffy and Mad Men, perhaps explaining why the show has managed to balance its discordant elements so effectively to date. Spoilers, unsurprisingly, follow.
I say to date because the episode which aired last Monday night, entitled 'Fly', pushed the show's credibility and moral shading further than it ever has before, perhaps reaching a tipping point whereby that essential balance between soap and pseudo-realist drama was critically undermined. The episode revolved primarily around Ashley Scott's Mary, an older contestant and single mother, designated the show's MILF, whom show creator Chet deems to have outstayed her welcome. Chet makes a bet with Quinn (Zimmer), one of the show's senior producers, that she'll be sent home by the episode's end. Quinn, with the help of Appleby's Rachel, decides to create additional drama by bringing Mary's abusive ex onto the show, thereby forcing the show's bachelor (British playboy, Adam, played by Freddie Stroma) to step in as her white knight and making it almost impossible for him to later send her home without looking heartless and hypocritical.
Domestic abuse is one of those topics that is difficult to handle correctly in drama without coming across as exploitative and tacky. The climax of 'Fly', in which Mary is manipulated by her ex into committing suicide, could be generously described as coming perilously close to crossing that line. This is not to suggest the topic itself should be taboo: my personal belief is that nothing should be off-limits for artistic presentation, as art and entertainment provide an essential means through which important or difficult topics can be explored and presented to people who might otherwise be unaware of the complexity of the issues at hand. Nor do these topics always have to be handled in a certain way: the recent furore surrounding the presentation of rape on-screen, for instance, is not so much an issue with it being used in drama at all, or even its use in an exploitative or shorthanded capacity. It is that it is so rarely used in any other capacity, with few to no current examples of sexual abuse depicting the long-term physical and psychological effects on the victim. That in turn is corrupting the perception and discussion of rape in popular opinion and therefore urgently needs to be addressed. Personally, I would also extend those concerns to the presentation of torture, which has remained firmly lodged in Bush-era celebration since the inglory days of 24.
There are certainly elements to UnREAL's depiction of domestic abuse which feel like they could make a positive, if challenging, addition to the cultural conversation. The most impactful is the scene in which Mary goes to confront her ex, Kirk, in the trailer where he has been locked up, only for him to turn the tables and slowly, coldly convince her that the trauma she and her daughter suffered at his hands was her fault. This is horrifyingly close to the way real abusers often operate in real life, getting inside their victims' heads to keep them under their control and feeling helpless and alone. Considering how often the question comes up of why abuse victims don't simply leave their abusers, having such an unflinchingly precise depiction play out on screen, no matter how nasty to watch, can surely only be a positive both for those who do not fully grasp how psychological abuse can be just as dangerous, if not moreso, than physical abuse. It might even be helpful for victims themselves, in possibly allowing them to better understand their situation by seeing it played out in a fictional setting.
The problem is what it leads up to, Mary's suicide by jumping off the roof of the Everlasting mansion. Depictions of abuse, rape and torture do not need to end triumphantly: indeed, a negative ending is perhaps more valuable for forcing home the brutal ramifications of such situations rather than reducing them to a test of strength which risks making real-life victims feel weak for their inability to escape them in the same way as their fictionalised equivalents. They do, however, need to feel genuine, which is where the problems come in for 'Fly'. Everything in the episode felt like it was specifically engineered to get Mary onto that rooftop, as opposed to being the natural outcome of a series of ugly events and histories. Rachel and Quinn have severely compromised their morals before - one of the show's greatest strengths is its depiction of female characters in increasingly dark shades of grey when fictional women are still too often slotted into minor variations on the 'saint' or 'superbitch' tropes - but had those tendencies slightly alleviated by small traces of decency demonstrated elsewhere. It's hard to believe that even they, who high-fived over the idea of 'girl power' earlier in the episode, could ever be so blind as to think bringing an abusive ex onto the show could ever be seen as 'empowering', doubly so when the daughter whose arm he broke also happened to be visiting the set.
Not only does Shiri Appleby's Rachel go along with it, but stands idly by when Kirk goes into a violent fury again, reacting only when she herself is threatened. When Kirk is eventually restrained by a camera operator - because not only did they invite the long-time physical abuser of one of their contestants onto the show, they also didn't think to have any security around - the show presents it as though we're supposed to be relieved that the visibly shocked Rachel did not get hurt, even though she showed no concern for Mary or her daughter only seconds earlier. No-one deserves to be the victim of violence, no matter how reprehensible their actions, but to try and cast Rachel as the sympathetic one was a staggering misjudgment. Even Shia, the producer whose actions in swapping out Mary's bipolar meds with a placebo are directly linked to the episode's outcome - another problem, as it suggests Kirk's psychological abuse is only effective due to Mary not being on her medication, when perfectly healthy people are no less susceptible in real life - objects to the plan, albeit perhaps on the basis that she knows her actions have already compromised Mary's mental state.
Even for a show where characters rarely come off as decent or caring people, everyone seems unnaturally blasé about the horror that Mary is being put through. Adam takes a punch to his perfect face for stepping in to protect her, yet seems more amused than concerned when he pieces together how Rachel has been manipulating events to endanger a woman he at the very least has otherwise been presented as friendly towards. When Mary does eventually end up on the roof, preparing to jump in a slightly too twee pure white dress, Quinn's only real concern is that she doesn't have a camera nearby. For all the slow-motion running to Mary's side when she eventually jumps, there's no sense that any of the three characters present are even slightly concerned that they were directly responsible for someone's death - a much nastier version of a plotline from an earlier episode, in which Quinn and Rachel opted not to tell a contestant about her father's heart attack - so much as their inability to get it all on camera.
It will certainly be interesting to see where UnREAL goes from here, because as heartless as the Everlasting producers may be, it's nigh-on impossible to believe that the show wouldn't be immediately shut down by its network and investigated as a result of a contestant committing suicide, especially after forcing her to confront her abusive ex. That the next episode is entitled 'Savior' doesn't bode well for a realistic outcome, especially with only six of the nine episode order having played out to date. These ridiculous contrivances undermine what good the show could have done with a realistic exploration of domestic violence, instead turning potentially impactful drama into a plot point seemingly devised for shock value alone. In other words, it's the sort of thing that might have been expected from the Lifetime of old, but which until now UnREAL had stood above. A shame.
Harry Shearer Returns to The Simpsons
After a stressful two month period in which Harry Shearer, the voice of many characters on The Simpsons (including Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Mr. Burns, etc.), didn't seem too keen on returning to the long-running animated sitcom, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Shearer will be rejoining the rest of The Simpsons cast through the series' two guaranteed seasons.
Shearer's contract, like the rest of the principal cast's, is for four seasons at more than $300,000 per episode, with Fox possessing the option for the final two seasons if The Simpsons gets renewed for two more seasons beyond the current guarantee. The Simpsons' official Twitter tweeted their excitement over the news below.
We are extremely pleased to announce that all principal cast members of #TheSimpsons have now been signed. Woo Hoo! pic.twitter.com/pRHW8WJ2oY
— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) July 7, 2015
It was a contentious two months for the show's fans, and while executives were adamant about re-casting the characters had Shearer not returned, it's good to know that this minor bump in the road has come to a happy conclusion. Now if only they can re-discover the charm that made them such an icon...
[via Entertainment Weekly]
[The Weekly Swarm] 6/29 - 7/5
Happy July, everybody. I hope everybody's 4th of July weekend was filled with family, friends, and fireworks! Despite the shortened week for the holiday, we still had an amazing array of content last week. Some highlights include the ongoing feud between Donald Trump and Univision, a plethora of film and TV trailers (Creed, Dragon Ball Super, I Am Chris Farley, etc.), a review of Thundercat's mini-album, The Beyond/Where the Giants Roam, a round-up of Q2 2015's best albums, and a review of MTV's Scream pilot. You can find all of this and more below in The Weekly Swarm.
Why Univision Dropping Miss USA is a Big Deal
Donald Trump is Suing Univision for $500 Million
Watch a Young Amy Winehouse Sing Happy Birthday
Remember Chris Farley in Trailer for I Am Chris Farley
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Nicole Kidman, and Julia Roberts Star in First Secret in Their Eyes Trailer
Frieza is Back in Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' Trailer
Michael B. Jordan and Sylvester Stallone Team Up in Trailer for Rocky Sequel, Creed
Alison Brie and Jason Sudeikis Star in Sleeping With Other People Trailer
Watch Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs in New Trailer
[Weekly Netflix Fix] First July 2015 Update
Watch a Young Amy Winehouse Sing Happy Birthday
[Review] Thundercat: "The Beyond/Where the Giants Roam"
Second Quarter 2015 Album Round-up
Why Univision Dropping Miss USA is a Big Deal
Watch the First 8 Minutes of MTV's Scream TV Series
Donald Trump is Suing Univision for $500 Million
[Review] MTV's Scream: Pilot
[Weekly Netflix Fix] First July 2015 Update
[Weekly Netflix Fix] First July 2015 Update
Coinciding with the release of the amazing Creed trailer this week comes the return of the Rocky films to Netflix, which are the main highlights for this week. Some other highlights include the cult classic The Warriors, Adam Sandler's Big Daddy (a personal favorite of mine), Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, and the classic Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
You can find the full list of new Netflix Instant additions below.
My Italian Secret: The Forgotten Heroes
Twin Warriors
King of Comedy
Ballet 422
God of Cookery
Hasee Toh Phasee
What Happened, Miss Simone?
Cupcakes
Young & Hungry: Season 2
Katy Perry: The Prismatic World Tour
Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season 1
The Reluctant Fundamentalist
Ralphie May: Imperfectly Yours
The Barber
NCIS: Season 1
NCIS: Season 2
NCIS: Season 3
NCIS: Season 4
NCIS: Season 5
NCIS: Season 6
NCIS: Season 7
NCIS: Season 8
NCIS: Season 9
La Reina del Sur
NCIS: Season 10
NCIS: Season 11
El Señor de los Cielos: Season 1
El Señor de los Cielos: Season 2
La Patrona
Camelia la Texana
The Pope from the End of the World
If You Don't, I Will
Born to Fly
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!: Season 1
The Day My Butt Went Psycho!: Season 2
Hard to Be a God
Toobys in English
Black Butler: Season 1
Sirius
Below Dreams
Next Goal Wins
An Honest Liar
The Immortalists
Pantani: The Accidental Death of a Cyclist
Mary Kom
Plot for Peace
El Crimen del Cácaro Gumaro
El Cartel: Season 1
Operación Jaque: Operation Checkmate
Octonauts: Season 3
El Secretario: Season 1
Made in Cartagena: Season 1
La Promesa: Season 1
El Cartel 2: Season 1
Las muñecas de la mafia: Season 1
La Ruta Blanca: Season 1
Worms
love and other catastrophes
The Widowmaker
Death in Paradise: Season 3
Dancer and the Dame
Dancing in the Light: The Janet Collins Story
Sweet Blackberry Presents: Garrett's Gift
Sweet Blackberry Presents: Henry Box Brown
Love & Engineering
How I Got Over
Xiaolin Chronicles: Season 1
Xiaolin Chronicles: Season 2
The Father's Love
Velvet: Season 2
Bad Hair Day
Man Up
Dave Attell: Road Work
Rocky V
Piglet's Big Movie
Road House
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Browning Version
Underworld
Alive
You Got Served
Thumbelina
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
In Enemy Hands
Hostage
The Beverly Hillbillies
Kung Fu Hustle
Dutch La Usurpadora
Underworld: Evolution
Grandma's Boy
Renaissance
Teeth
Some Kind of Hero
Saw V
Unstable Fables: Goldilocks and the 3 Bears
Hell Is for Heroes
Bionicle: The Legend Reborn
The Concert
House of the Rising Sun
Rubi
Para Volver a Amar
Captive
Inami: Season 1
Yakari: Season 1
Chicken Town: Season 1
XH Derbez
Foreign Letters
When Day Breaks
48 Hrs.
Batman
Conan the Barbarian
Mr. Mom
The Net
Rob Roy
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky IV
State Fair
The Terminator
WarGames
Shooting Fish
Pi
Silence of the Lambs
Bulworth
Star Trek: Insurrection
Big Daddy
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Drive Me Crazy
Scary Movie
The Secret of Roan Inish
The Delta Force
Almost Famous
Chocolat
The Warriors
How to Marry a Millionaire
Flashdance
From Here to Eternity
Rocky III
Street Smart
The Turning Point
Uncommon Valor
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Bandits
Hombre
[Review] MTV's Scream: Pilot
I've been very interested in MTV's TV adaptation of the Scream films since it was announced. I was mainly concerned about how any of it would work. Taking the core essentials of the horror genre like tension, gore, and very little characterization and stretching it out over an entire season is a big task. After seeing the first eight minutes of the premiere the other day, I just had to see the rest of the episode. But how does it hold up? Does the TV series hold any of the charm of the original films, or is it just so different that it's good in its own right?
Well a little of column A, a little of column B, and a little of neither.
It looks like the TV series has adapted the feel of the original films more than anything. There's a completely new cast, completely new story, and a completely new "Ghostface." But at the same time, there's a lot of the same goofy meta narrative and bad writing. I should explain. The first episode begins with a Scream staple, killing off an actress with the biggest draw in the cast. Bella Thorne was touted as a cast member throughout most of the advertising, and her sequence, while entertaining, is hilarious in a different light. In terms of opening scenes, it doesn't quite rank up to the films but there's definitely enough to tantalizing things in there to draw for the rest of the episode. Then we get into the actual story.
The show takes place in Lakewood as Bella Thorne's death spurs talk of a similar chain of murders that took place 20 years ago where a man named Brandon James killed a bunch of students. There's this plot where he eventually gets captured thanks to his crush on a girl named Daisy, who happens to be the main girl's mother, and we'll eventually see how that all ties in. It's too early to say whether or not this new killer has a connection with that story, but since there's so much time devoted to fleshing that out I'm sure it's a big deal. As for the teenagers so far, I don't know what to think. I can't remember any of their names. They're all essentially horror archetypes: the girl who's forced out of the closest, the overbearing douchebag duo, the promiscuous one in a relationship with her teacher, the nerdy guy who spouts the stuff about the rules, the guy with the porn star mustache who just transferred in from another school, and the main girl.
While the script pulls a Scream and points out its flaws, it also delivers a meaty mission statement - That it's hoping we'll care about these characters as the show rolls on before any of the murders take place. And if it can accomplish that, it'll definitely separate itself from other slasher fiction. Basically, if it can make us care about these terrible people, then the game is won. Nothing else of note really happens,as the plot of the pilot is just mainly to establish these archetypes. There's a party to mourn Bella Thorne's character, there's a bit of tension to remind folks there's a killer running around, but there's a lack of immediacy and that's sure to be the show's downfall.
Assorted Musings:
- Everyone has weird, weird hair. It's kind of nice since it reminds me so much of the early 00s. Maybe that's intentional.
- I'm already annoyed with the show since it uses fake social media sites (like "Chirpster" and "Cliplicious") yet mentions the real ones by name.
- I don't know if this can hold up as an hourly show week by week, but that's why I'm here.
- This recap doesn't have much summary or plot because there wasn't really any. None of these characters matter, and none of them are memorable.
- Wow, these actors are not great. Is this how it is with all MTV shows?
- I'll be here every week to give you a rundown of the show, so stay tuned! Maybe future episodes will be more substantial than this.


















